buttered toast

it’s nice here

Me in 1994 wasting time and resting instead of saving for a mortgage

They wanna destroy remote jobs so you can’t fuck on your lunch break anymore!!!

in a mass surveillance state there are no anon loads

don’t invite me camping, girl what the fuck

has RFK tried just coughing really hard

POV: You get added to a Microsoft Teams call in the middle of your midday nap

me at work

@bblmariah I cackled

When I’m singing along to Jennifer Lopez and we both off key

“what’s your most used app?” me:

Jeff probst is killing survivor

twink crush in the gym turned out to be a beautiful woman upon closer inspection

This lady is an ELITE political BOSS!

“Must be willing to manage multiple projects in a faced-paced environment”

White smoke seen from Apple Park to signify a new CEO

court is so embarrassing like your honor can we please talk in the hallway

Logging onto the dark web (teams, outlook, and excel)

Companies: “Return to the office for the culture” The culture:

The last thing an email sees 4pm on a Friday:

this me fr, sorry to those men