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From today, I'm starting a thread to try and convince THE GREATEST FOOTBALLER OF ALL TIME 🐐 @AitanaBonmati to come to Manchester United. I know it's crazy and probably won't happen, but it's WORTH the try... Wish me luck !

@PATRIOT2117 Genius 🤯

A naked woman walks into a bank in the middle of the day. She holds the bank manager at gunpoint and demands he open the door to the safe. The bank manager hesitated, and she assured him if he continued to waste her time, she would start shooting. Fearing for his life, he walks her to the safe and opens the door. She hands him two large bags and tells him to stack them with cash. The manager does as he’s told and stacks the two bags. Everyone in the bank was staring long and hard at this lady in disbelief, thinking is this really happening right in front of my eyes! The woman takes the two bags of money and walks out the front door of the bank. The manager runs outside the door to see if he can see a vehicle. He was astounded that he did not see a vehicle or the woman anywhere! The man came back inside, called the police, and asked everyone in the bank to stay there. Fifteen minutes pass, and the police arrive on the scene and proceed to question the bank manager and everyone in the bank. To the police officers’ surprise, not a single person could give a description of what this naked woman’s face looked like.

@KayLMurray @ESPNFC To all, Mbappe or Yamal, who will win the UCL first (if ever)?

Craig, Kasey and Jurgen are answering your questions on tonight’s Extra Time on @ESPNFC tonight Send them in 👇

Champions league is just a big ol pr stunt

Non of this performances makes them any closer to him. The BEST player in Europe right now. Sad he doesn't do UCL Nights yet... Bruno Fernandes ©️⚽🎱

Aitana Bonmatí for @GlamourSpain

⚽️ KIKA SCORES A FREE-KICK FOR PORTUGAL!

Our Hini 🪄 🇯🇵 @JFA_Nadeshiko

My timeline ♥️♥️♥️♥️ Kika Aitana

🪄 @B_Fernandes8

@superyuicat Ok. But that doesn't change the fact that Aitana is the GOAT

And yet, in footballing terms, Marta is more important. Without her, without Rapnoe and so many other players, Aitana wouldn't have this trophy in her hands :)

@jayjayr01 This is where they'll be like Goals are the most important thing in football and end up roasting the guy who's number 1 in all the above and only second on the Goals column... 😂

So let me get this straight: Apart from scoring ❌ Not top 3 in assists ❌ Not top 3 in free kicks ❌ Not top 3 in trophies ❌ Not top 3 in dribbling ❌ Not top 3 in playmaking ❌ No iconic international moment But that’s the GOAT? 😂 Be serious.

The Blueprint of Greatness: Before vs. After Lionel Messi 🇦🇷💫 For decades, the records on the left were considered untouchable. They were the “Holy Grails” of football—benchmarks set by the likes of Pelé, Gerd Müller, and Telmo Zarra that stood as the absolute ceiling of what a human could achieve on a pitch. Then came the boy from Rosario. What we’ve witnessed over the last two decades isn’t just a great career; it’s a complete rewriting of the sport’s history books. Messi didn’t just break these records; he shattered them, often pushing the new totals so high that they may never be touched again in our lifetime. One man. Every record. @soccergenicx

Assist No. 1⃣7⃣ for Bruno Fernandes Three away from tying the single-season record ‼️

@TaWest425655 @sidlowe Guess I fall right into the category then... ( I barely remember Tshabalala so 2014 it is....)

@_kaylaughs @sidlowe 2014

If your answer is one of these you are a little twat 😂

@tendeitem @sidlowe I said Messi not Pele 😂😂

@_kaylaughs @sidlowe 1962 FIFA World Cup

He is the NEVER see 17.... My maestro. What a player man. Much love ©️ Fernandes Bruno

@letissierland I thought VAR understood play intentions? He was obviously instinctively going for the shirt....

licha that was from the katie mccabe school of thought

Lisandro Martinez is the best CDM never play that position. Why is Ugarte playing a whole 90 minutes and being ineffective when you can just move Lisandro to that position and play Heaven with Yoro... These managers man 😭

Deadasa tittle race and Tottenham relegation battle views can't carry the whole of the pl so they have to somehow screw Man United so that we get into some kind of a competition for something to increase their views. Bunch of clowns... At least try to hide it a bit..