mateo’s bird app page

🖊️ chimed in on Benito! Read all about it here: semaforo.substack.com/p/me-porto-bon…

that girl is SLEEPING

we need a stronger word than mother

flowers grow back even after the harshest winters you will too

@growthfan1 Im here for a good time. Not a long time

“Since it’s a holiday weekend feel free to log off 5 minutes early!”

I was telling folks that I used to be more chaotic as a journalist. I would head to a festival or hop on a plane overseas at a moment’s notice, but I’ve mellowed out a lot in my mid 30s. To that my friend said, “So you got on a plane to Cuba during an oil blockade?” Touché lol

Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez are reportedly dating.

Who up battling with they flesh

Since it’s semana santa I’m going to drain (yes in a suggestive way) a filet-o-fish

less chatgpt more lgbt

No imposter syndrome, I worked hard af for all of this !!!

It’s holy fat cock Friday

You can actually just change

If I knew one of my best friends was going to betray me, I’d also host a 12-person dinner about it

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holograms

Hi peopleeeeeee I’m selling this hemnes bedframe for $200 or best offer. DM me for pics of the more recent condition it’s in. Pick up in bed-stuy xo