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Sometimes what you work on today isn't your passion or dream. But doing good work may be necessary for a time until you can fund your passion.

I don go collect my PVC slip today. I’m voting wisely next year.

Rufai Oseni: “Arabambi said you took a lot of money from Labour Party donations during the last election, and he claims to have evidence.” Mr Peter Obi: “If the so-called Arabambi can provide evidence from any account showing that even 1 percent of what he alleged is missing, I will stop campaigning for the 2027 election. In fact, I may add him to the lawsuit so he can come to court and provide the evidence, just that he don't have address.”

“The issue of taking Kenneth Okonkwo to court wouldn’t have arisen if he had stopped at those allegations. But he claimed he still has more he would expose about me in the future. So I am very happy to take him to court so that he can expose me publicly, alongside other Nigerians. If any of them has any crim!nal allegations against me, they should bring it to court.” — NDC presidential candidate, Mr Peter Obi.

Anytime I receive alert of my pension contribution, it irks me. Thanks to inflation and time value of money, especially for money saved in naira, that money will be worth shit in a couple of years. Fuck pension, I need my money now!

easy 150K

I can never look at a married man and feel a single tinge of jealousy or envy. Ever.

She experienced a fraction of what men deal with every day and couldn’t handle it. The very thing she killed herself over is what many women casually describe as ‘he just went to work.’

Oh. I had just 5 minutes to get to his office as I had an impromptu test that dragged. So I ran to his office to meet up with time. Got there panting. He offered me a seat, a sandwich and a cold drink. Then said "next time, just send an email, I'd understand". I wanted to cry because that's some form of trauma that I shouldn't have picked up if I came from a sane place.

Sustainable Success Is Built on Competence, Integrity, Discipline and hardworking. On Saturday, I had the privilege of interacting with young entrepreneurs, professionals, business leaders, and members of the emerging generation at the This Generation Conference hosted by Summit Bible Church in Abuja. Our discussion focused on what it takes to thrive in the marketplace despite prevailing economic challenges. I shared insights from my years in business and public service, emphasizing that sustainable success is built on integrity, competence, discipline, and a commitment to creating value for society. I reminded participants that no nation develops by consumption alone. Nations progress when their citizens are productive, innovative, and committed to excellence. Our young people must resist the temptation of shortcuts and instead embrace education, skills acquisition, entrepreneurship, and ethical leadership. The future of Nigeria depends largely on the quality of leadership and enterprise this generation is willing to build. We must move from a culture of sharing poverty to one of creating prosperity through production, innovation, and responsible governance. I left encouraged by the energy, intelligence, and determination of the young people I met. Their questions, ideas, and aspirations reaffirmed my belief that Nigeria’s greatest resource remains her people. Together, through hard work, integrity, and purposeful leadership, we can build the New Nigeria that is POssible. -PO

I don’t understand. Is he supposed to be doing skits or media rounds?

The Jos regional qualifiers for #BattleOfTheMoves was lit and I know Calabar won’t disappoint. 📍 Malabor Square, UNICAL 📅 Friday, 19th June ⏰ 3PM Be there 🫵🏿🫵🏿🫵🏿 #BattleOfTheMoves

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Jos ✅ Calabar, You’re up next 😤 #BOTM6 offline regional qualifiers is coming to UNICAL on Friday, the 19th of June. Location: Malabor Square Time :3PM Come correct, it’s going to be an experience you don’t want to miss out on #BattleOfTheMoves

These people are criminals

You even grieve at all?

CALABAR, GET READY! 🔥 The BOTM 6.0 Regional Qualifiers hit UNICAL this June 19. 📍 Malabor Square | 🕒 3PM Step in the circle, prove your moves, and fight for your place. Go Loco or Go Home. #BOTM6 #BattleOfTheMoves

Dear beloved sports-loving Nigerian youths, After watching the performances of Davido, Burna Boy, and Rema at the opening of the 2026 World Cup—at a time when Nigeria, the giant of Africa, is absent—I felt a measure of consolation. This was reinforced by the fact that many Nigerians playing for clubs worldwide are representing other countries. Felix Nmecha, for instance, set a record by scoring the fastest goal at six minutes for Germany. I write to you therefore, knowing that this country belongs to you, the youth. You are more of stakeholders in Nigeria’s future than I am. I am 64 years old; by God’s grace, much of my journey is behind me, while yours lies ahead. It is therefore imperative that you rise to the challenge by obtaining your PVC, your most powerful tool for driving the change you desire. In the last three years alone, over 15 million Nigerians have turned 18—enough to decide who becomes President, Governor, Senator, Member of the House, or Local Government Chairman. Indeed, enough to shape the nation’s future. I know many of you are sceptical about politics and political parties. I understand why, but scepticism must not become surrender. You do not need to belong to any party or wait for anyone to organise you. Organise yourselves in your streets, campuses, communities, workplaces, churches, mosques, and social groups. Mobilise, debate, demand accountability, and take part in choosing those you wish to entrust with leadership. If you are organised and wish to hear directly from me, invite me. I will come and share my plans for you and our nation. Do not sit on the sidelines while others decide your future. I appeal to you to register and vote. Your vote can shape who becomes the next President of our country. My young friends, this is your country. Take it back. A New Nigeria is POssible. -PO

I just remembered they banned female mannequin in the north because it turns their men on.

PMS ₦1400, Kerosene ₦4k, Gas ₦2000, Cement ₦12k. inflation 19%, No Security, No Light, No Money.

Has it not since been open?