valerie

ever since I was a little girl I knew I wanted to annoy the shit out of a beautiful man for the rest of my life

Why does it not matter what time of day it is people literally are just passed tf out on an airplane

@MACC5_Avelli Weird ass.

Me: where’d Sam go?? @_valeriesnyder_ : he went to go to give away his chicken

Gianna and I live with 3 cats a dog and a child. My housewife training is at an all time high.

@Isabellasalup @MACC5_Avelli Rlly.

@MACC5_Avelli need it on max volume in the car

You already know @Isabellasalup

@madsss_____ Worst one in the world

Why is the fairlawn target so fucking trash ?😭

@MACC5_Avelli Least we lived to tell the story.

@_valeriesnyder_ - “My head was not upon the air” While she’s telling the story Sam:

@MACC5_Avelli C YA NEXT TUESDAY!

Sami: “you’re moving tomorrow?” Val: “how do you spell Venezuela?”

@MACC5_Avelli @DailyLoud Leave us alone we’re traumatized

@DailyLoud @_valeriesnyder_

Women are now binge drinking more than men for first time in history 👀

@FlyFrontier is a joke of an airline lost our luggage made us miss our layover flight and didn’t give us any information for hours or help with any reimbursement for hotel.

@MACC5_Avelli Retweet

Moving to Alaska

Being super ugly this week so I can be super hot in Cabo next week

@niiiicolep 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

Only I would wake up with COVID raging through my entire body on my boyfriends birthday 🤠

@_valeriesnyder_ Never heard of one unless it’s literally the same cup as the Stanley cup trophy 😂😂😂

What’s the big obsession with the damn Stanley cup

@Isabellasalup Jk apparently no one knows what is it.

@_valeriesnyder_ i can’t take it

@_JSquad 🥴 I’m talking about an actual cup. Like a dish-wear item.

@WorldWarGriff23 …..I’m talking about a literal cup. Like a mug 😵‍💫

@_valeriesnyder_ Val that shit isn’t until May / June lol