Agent Nick

@Jules31415 People in Congress have too many special powers and protections which they abuse. Make them normal citizens again.

Rep. Anna Paulina Luna says things have "gotten really bad" in Congress and announces she'd be filing a motion to expel Rep. Eric Swalwell from Congress: "I can also share that at the end of the month, Sheila McCormick, the Democrat that stole $5 million of FEMA funds, is going to be brought up on a motion to expel, so if she does not resign beforehand we are going to expel her. But Eric has an option. I'm going to bring this vote next week. If Democrats want to protect this type of garbage, I wouldn't recommend it, but they're going to be put on the board for that. I'm tired of this. I'm not going to serve with these sexual deviants. That's not what Congress is all about."

@ChadMoriyama I blame the city connect uniforms.

Result aside, on a back-to-back, Vesia was 89-90 MPH. Don't love that.

@dodgerblued Pages moonlights as the team barber known for giving close shaves.

@equine__dentist Wolfie is just fine honey

babe what’s wrong? you’ve barely touched your Terminator 2 Judgement Day silver promotional peanutbutter

@A1P4CA Tell him I said pspspsps

深淵を覗く時、 深淵もこちらを覗いているのだ

@USFleetForces @DJSnM

The first face the Artemis II crew will see upon their return to Earth will be the face of a U.S. Navy Sailor. Meet the Dive Medical Recovery Team of Artemis II: usff.navy.mil/Press-Room/New…

トイレットペーパーをめちゃくちゃにした犯人が1秒で判明😭

@JustVinzu @SleeperDodgers We have a Maytag but it’s a Dryer

@SleeperDodgers But so many preseason experts said he was:

Blake Treinen this season: 4.2 IP 0.00 ERA 0.86 WHIP .133 AVG Is Blake back?

@SleeperDodgers From watching the movement on his pitches he is so back! The stats confirm it!

@Jkirkley15 @Jeopardy

@Jeopardy Put better people up against Jaime Ding , he is a horribly boring contestant, you have had long term winners we have loved to watch (Ken Jennings). This is painful

Think you know your writers in residence? 📝 💭

@chillimica I fear this may be part of a secret feline plot for world domination.

esto de la traducción automática significa que más gente puede ver fotos de mi gato?

@HyeseongKimMuse It was a great road trip for Dodgers fans!

I swear Blue Jays fans live in their own alternate reality They’ve spent the last 24 hours crying in my mentions about 30 seconds of extra transition time between innings, but they’ve also convinced themselves that Dodger fans are the ones upset(?) If it’s a non-issue then stop whining 🤣

@0hour1 Ruh roh raggy

Sir a second Chinese super computer has been hacked.

@TiffanyFong Retardfinder’s phone must be exploding today

Canada is fucking retarded

@TheAKGuy 🔫 sweeeet

It’s the little things 🔫

@EODHappyCaptain The deep state isn’t mad, just disappointed

If the CIA can hear the murmur of my heartbeat from miles away, they can definitely hear me blasting Miley Cyrus‘s Party In The USA in my headphones while I run.

@777cakee Didn’t you hear? The Jays are coming down with Dodger derangement syndrome

THIS IS FUCKING ME UP SO BADDHHEHWHWBDBEHWDFG

@DoyersDave I can’t imagine will smith growing a beard.

How Will Smith got past security to be able to start this game #Dodgers

@20WSchamp2425 @LADodgersMuse It’s early in a long season and Yoshi’s pitch count was near 100

@LADodgersMuse 8. Dave should have not put him out there in the 7th.

Yamamoto had a great outing in my opinion, what would you rank it out of 10?

@BravesVisionTV The ump was like don’t do it. Then the bell rings and he lives his dream of becoming a boxing referee.

Here’s what just took place in Anaheim: