z - marlene (seth jarvis’s #1 shooter)

@lowkenubrini now he’s a 19 year old mouth breathing thumb

"last time the sharks beat nashville macklin celebrini was 12 years old" oh bitch

@SanJoseSharks if the preds weren’t still in it, i’d say i hope the kings win it so that that mouth breathing thumb of a superstar can enjoy the early tee times this summer.

SHAAAARKSSS WINNNNN!

macklin celebrini, you will begin to cough

@PredsNHL @BetMGM lock in pls

20 minutes remain

@joscelynven @jonsihtric funny 😐

the youngest sharks lineup in decades against the "Predators"... where's neighborhood watch when you need them

CHARLES ALEXIS LEGAULT YOURE LEARNING CHINESE

@JD5OV8 @CanYouHockey @aschnitt53 nope we’re the team putting crosby down

@CanYouHockey @aschnitt53 Because we’d beat the penguins and then you guys could beat us 2nd round like last year (oh just help us out please)

Here's the thing about the Canes resting guys tonight despite some other teams needing the Flyers to lose to keep their playoff hopes alive: That's not their problem.

“Are you ready for your defending lessons?” *Evan Bouchard gulps* *Zach Werenski breathes heavily* *Cale Makar nods nervously* *Quinn Hughes wipes sweat from his forehead* *Lane Hutson looks down* *Rasmus Dahlin sighs* “Yes Cody Ceci", they say in unison.

@karlsasson we’re gonna do some weird thing that pisses both of you off

do the right thing carolina hurricanes

@MorgBormen @claius_s @wlwalucard his hair is aerodynamic!

@ahonevrgetscold @claius_s @wlwalucard Genetic mutation

why an 11 year old driving when there's literally three trusted adults mind you 😭😭😭

@WhalersFan86 @slavinisourgoat there’s a bit more leeway there i feel. that season he was still beginning to establish himself and it was his first professional playoffs. with how he’s stepped up this season, im optimistic

@slavinisourgoat Linemates matter but trends are hard to overcome, Blake is also a concern, last spring wasn't ideal.

Whatever canes fans do don’t look up Ehlers and Hall playoff stats

@Android_2124 @claius_s @wlwalucard he’s innovating

@ahonevrgetscold @claius_s @wlwalucard Only because he can crash and repair the bike with crazy diamond

@toffbrini for the bit

who wants to explain why the fuck the canucks are locking in after being the first team eliminated from playoff contention like hello

@xoseeley @brynsdarling bruh, this just made me realize that both jarv and svech are bald rn 🕴️

when you have a first line

@SabresTakes @TheBrattPack63 agree

@ahonevrgetscold @TheBrattPack63 Yeah should be 3-2-1-0

Here is the Metro division sorted by wins this season

@SabresTakes @TheBrattPack63 hey i do personally support the devils downfall, however, it’s insane teams get into the playoffs off of loser points

@ahonevrgetscold @TheBrattPack63 Ethically bad though 36 regulation losses

yes

@nyetminder guten morgen jarvis crave!

good morning jarvis crave nation

@tlozlore there are many days im glad i didnt get into either team when i first got into hockey 😭

just saw an ottawa fan try to use the 1904 championship final to own a toronto fan?????