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@casiferdiaz he made it but then *I* eated him right after 😄

@alienranpo OMG IS HE OK

GLORP WATCH OUT!!!!!!!!!

frogs gossiping

Everything is so black and white with Twitter users. Nuance doesn’t exist it’s either very good or horrendously bad, nothing in between.

wtf am i being advertised on pinterest

Cash assistance for a mother of twins in Gaza. chuffed.org/project/cfg2026

@smiskidean he and blean talk abt probing wayyyy too much it’s tmi

@alienranpo This freak

eh…. alright man…

@smiskidean #Same

@alienranpo Tomodachi Life is glorphobic?!11??!!1

the fuk

@smiskidean INDONT KNOW they keep telling me they think the other likes them! but nothing happensssss!!!!!!

@alienranpo Why are they still friends...they should be lovers and create many glorplings

wasn’t a fan

he can now be eaten

Love a bird that tells you exactly who it is

@goldweaning they r molecule sized i thinks

@alienranpo Owwh but i didnt see them though ☹️ did they get lost..

they went on a trip

@goldweaning they were visiting yu

@alienranpo Oh! They were in my neighborhood

@alienranpo Shit you learnt the truth 🙁

they went to space

@gr3ydon hmmmm perhaps ill give him some

@alienranpo I think Bean wants cheese

@Electromignion oomf is blean⁉️⁉️

@alienranpo Looking for cheese on the moon is so real, could be me