Allthingsuper

oh and BY THE WAY fuck off Bari Weiss. cry yourself to sleep tonight. your decades-long plot failed and you’re a vile, illiterate loser.

“I’m going to bomb a school!!” “WTF is wrong with you? Don’t do that, it’s fucking evil.” “Well I’ve decided not to bomb the school. I bet you feel stupid now, idiot!”

From a friend: “Am I keeping score correctly? Before the war Iran had 1000 pounds of uranium and the strait of Hormuz was open. And now Iran has 1000 pounds of uranium and the strait of Hormuz might open but with Iran charging a huge toll.”

It appears Trump just agreed to give Iran control of the Strait of Hormuz, a history-changing win for Iran. The level of incompetence is both stunning and heartbreaking. What on earth is happening?

a visual depiction of Ingraham's monologue tonight

Reminder why we’re at war

funniest headline imaginable. poor guy

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@lisamurkowski Go fuck yourself you useless waste of space

The President’s threat that “a whole civilization will die tonight” cannot be excused away as an attempt to gain leverage in negotiations with Iran. This type of rhetoric is an affront to the ideals our nation has sought to uphold and promote around the world for nearly 250 years. It undermines our long-standing role as a global beacon of freedom and directly endangers Americans both abroad and at home. The oppressive, terror-spreading regime of the Islamic Republic must be distinguished from the people and the civilization of Iran. Everyone involved—especially the President and Iran’s leaders—must de-escalate their unprecedented saber-rattling before it is too late.

@lisamurkowski Come out in favor of impeachment and removal if you truly care about American ideals

It is slightly enraging to watch a certain group with massive platforms (none of whom endorsed Kamala) now trying to brand themselves as people who tried to warn everyone else about the danger of Trump. Or when they screech at the party out of power to “DO SOMETHING.”

Speaker Johnson must immediately reconvene the House to vote on a war powers resolution. It’s beyond clear we are at war. The Speaker's legacy will be that he made Congress so irrelevant that a president can threaten to wipe out a civilization while Congress is on vacation.

The Israelis should be punished for this, and there is no reason for a Democratic presidential candidate to suggest we will lift one fucking finger for them after the shit they have pulled boosting the Republicans and then inducing our idiot president into launching their war

People keep telling me its anti-semitic to say Israel influenced US on Iran war. Now we learn Bibi made a "hard sell" in sit room on 2/11. Think telling people not to believe their eyes will cause more anti-semitism than being honest about Bibi influence. nytimes.com/2026/04/07/us/…

If @JDVance really opposes the war like he keeps leaking to the press he can do what Trump’s last VP did & buck him right now in this moment of choosing. It’s not easy but @Mike_Pence did the right thing. If Vance doesn’t, no amount of leaking can help him, he owns this

@YousefMunayyer Okay but who is in the majority in congress?

if you didn’t vote for the democrats in the last election because “both sides were the same”, why are you now on twitter wailing for the democrats to save you from the current administration lol