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@almost_human616

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no pronouns don't refer to me انضم Haziran 2020

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Natasha@iamsropb·10h

Physically unscrollable title

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Hannah 💛🩷@Sicknasty_jr·1d

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Almost@almost_human616·8h

@C4MB027 @LeekDuck Thank you

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David Campbell@C4MB027·10h

@almost_human616 @LeekDuck No you don't need to move. It spawns every 30 seconds.

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Leek Duck 🦆🤝👖@LeekDuck·23h

Orthworm debuts during the Steeled Resolve event in Pokémon GO. Shiny Meltan returns to the Mystery Box. The Super Rocket Radar is available in the Deluxe GO Pass ahead of the Team GO Rocket Takeover event. Full Details: leekduck.com/events/steeled…

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detty@0ddette·1d

This is the way

Crémieux@cremieuxrecueil

Met a guy who told me when he's depressed he fixes it by doing planks for 8 minutes.

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kohana 🌸@kohana_cake·1d

a lot of people question whether shoto's awkwardness and cluelessness is because he is autistic or due to isolation but i feel that both are probably true because he's been like that from birth. absolutely nothing going on in there

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cinesthetic.@TheCinesthetic·1d

Let’s not forget when a man who looked exactly like David Schwimmer was caught on CCTV stealing beer, and Schwimmer found it so funny he recreated the whole thing himself.

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itsy bitsy spider@stxvxn_8381·2d

anyways

itsy bitsy spider@stxvxn_8381

bi roommate is building our new tv stand while I make banana bread.. a traditional gay relationship as god intended

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selinam@bennynotblanco·2d

grandad said you're embarrassing the bloodline

Vexx@WeLuvVexx

My grandpa just told me I need to step my game up and showed me this from when he was my age

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weather@dsxf234161·1d

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Nicki 🫧🪷@nickimoraa·1d

My boyfriend works at a shop where 90% of the staff are women. And you just KNOW some customers march in demanding to "speak to a man." So, the female worker calls my boyfriend from the storage. These women have to wait, like, ten minutes because he's usually busy. He finally comes out and the conversation pretty much always goes down like this: "What can I help you with?" "Oh, I need this specific plumbing part for this super specific project." Boyfriend: "No clue, ask her."

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Greg Heffley@GregHeffley2011·1d

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mikohime(comms opened)@mik0h1me·1d

this is not an artwork my shit stopped working😭😭😭

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bro

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grovy 🥭@grovymango·2d

Ok well. I tried .

grovy 🥭@grovymango

Highkenuinely that 79 year old man needs to die by April 26

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aloe 🌸@aloeralore·2d

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「Indigo」⚢@FoolPlanet·2d

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sharkhoundΘΔ🦈@Zaammbbii·2d

I MEAN ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION I DONT WANT AN EATING DISORDER

sharkhoundΘΔ🦈@Zaammbbii

dealing with executive dysfunction sucks dude why couldnt it be the other ED

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Cogito@cogito_yuri·2d

Tbh a straight man with both a gay male friend and a lesbian friend is probably already in the top 5% of straight men worldwide and so doesn't need dating tips

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