Andy Cleugh

Today’s the day. Into these cheesy chips scranning, seagull shagging 6 fingered CUNTS YANITEEEDDDD

This lad is absolutely spot on 💙💙💙👊👊👊👏👏👏 Great football coach, and a brilliant example to those young kids 👊👊 And I fully, totally endorse & agree with his words 👏👏

"It's a credit to him!" Harvey Barnes on the impressive records Lewis Miley holds for Newcastle ⭐️

Arguably the best cover of ‘Thunderstruck’ ever recorded.

An incredible moment for Lewis Miley 🥹 Come through the Newcastle Academy, Newcastle United fan, and tonight, Newcastle United captain Ⓒ

This voice impressionist stole the show at the #JakeJoshua post-fight press conference 😂 (via @MostVpromotions)

@DeadlineDayLive Tremendous 🤣🤣🤣🤣 NUFC forever

🚨 One word to describe Alexander Isak's time at Liverpool?

@Nusc2023 Applied for all bar 1 and got nothing

8 home ballots in this season. How are you doing so far? Helpful to know: How many have you applied for? How many tickets in your application? What area of the stadium do you choose? Successful or unsuccessful? #NUFC

💬 Message from Kevin Keegan “Keep working hard, keep enjoying your football” ⚫⚪ #TheFutureIsBlackAndWhite #HowayTheLads #NewcastleCityJuniors

@Aayush__11 Sorry I still believe Isak is contracted to NUFC and will be until you place a bid somewhere near out asking price of £150m not an insulting £110 🤣

Liverpool Replaced Diaz with Isak Nunez with Ekitike Jota is Irreplaceable. Doak with Wirtz Quansah with Guehi Nat Phillips with Leoni Tsimikas with Kerkez Rat with Frimpong Kelleher with Mamardashvilli Jaros with Woodman & Pesci Morton with Nyoni. World Class Window. 💥

@markgoldbridge Social media being used to destabilize a club not that doesn’t happen to the big 6 just clubs with aspirations of trying to break into the top 6

All this Mainoo stuff is 100% a ploy to destabilise the club again. If you're falling for it you really should have learnt by now. Just the media doing what they do to United

@WestHamPlace Fuck yeah!!!

For the sake of football, we’re all Newcastle tonight, ain’t we?

@DaveLon20740523 @ToonMouthTyne Pay our price and the Swedish rat is yours!! And in 2 years time a real big club comes in for him like Real Madrid he’ll exactly what’s he’s done to us, to you just like your local hero TAA did 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@ToonMouthTyne He is gonna come back and kick your geordie arses like you ever have known. Fkin pathetic, just let him go ffs.

I know it’s a bit out there but…. If we do keep Isak and sign Wissa where does that leave us in regards to PSR?

I’m creased man, someone has loaded up the WWE save files and made custom characters just to have Joelinton and Bruno beat up Alexander Isak in the car park 😂😂😂😂 #NUFC 📷 - newcastlefanzone

What a bloke. You get so used to the madness on here that you almost forget. Then you hear him speak and it’s a reminder we are in the safest possible hands. We might start slow this season as his teams often do and this pre-season has been far from ideal. But he never panics and we always turn the corner. We have 22 days to strengthen the squad and get the Isak situation sorted one way or another. In the meantime it’s on us to back the manager and the players who want to be here. August 25th is the perfect moment to show what support in the real world looks like, not this endless back and forth with people queuing up to take the piss.

⚫️⚪️⚫️⚪️ 41 girls took part in Newcastle United Foundation Match Day Experience for NUFC’s friendly on Friday night. A training session delivered at NUCASTLE on their amazing rooftop pitch, followed by an opportunity to experience what St James Park has to offer. 🍔 🍟 🎫 ⚽️