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Dear Donald,
Hi. It’s Iran. Yes, the country you’re currently at war with. We just wanted to reach out personally to let you know that we are in a complete state of collapse. The economy is gone, the government is held together with prayer and desperation, and the people are not having a great time.
So here’s the thing: could you possibly, maybe, if it’s not too much trouble, open the Strait of Hormuz? We’re not asking for much. Just the ability to sell oil so we can afford bread. Pretty please.
No hard feelings about the bombing. Well, some feelings. But we’re being very mature about it.
Love always,
Iran
Iran did not write that letter. Iran has not called. Iran has not emailed, faxed, or sent a carrier pigeon. What actually happened is that Donald Trump stood in front of cameras and told the world that Iran is “begging for a deal,” that his phone is “ringing off the hook,” and that foreign leaders are “saying things to me that you wouldn’t believe.”
No. They aren’t. He made it up. All of it.
With the breezy confidence of a nine-year-old explaining why the dog ate the homework that was never actually written.
The remarkable thing is not that he lies. Politicians lie. It’s that he lies about things that can be checked, by people who are watching, in real time, and then looks mildly offended when anyone points it out.
But it’s on the news now. So it must be true.
Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

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Trump a month ago:

Karol Markowicz@karol
Democrats really aren't ever planning to turn down the temperature, huh.
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@jan10947 @piersmorgan Hey retard, you claim non stop you have the best military, the best secret service, etc, this wouldn’t happen in any developed country. It was a massive failure. So clearly it was staged.
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@piersmorgan You must be kidding. The media hates him. The Democrats hate him. That much hate in one room?
100% the fault of the media and the Democrat party.
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Appalling… but how the hell did he get so close on such a high-profile night with so many of America’s most powerful people in one room? This was a massive security failure.
FOX & Friends@foxandfriends
PETER DOOCY: "When I was talking to the president... he's of the understanding that this guy was trying to essentially break down the door, shoot his way through the door and then go right up that center aisle and shoot as many people as possible." @pdoocy delivers a chilling account of the suspect's intent to "shoot as many people as possible" during the White House Correspondents' Dinner.
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