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@davidhogg111 “Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery that mediocrity can pay to greatness.” ― Oscar Wilde

@SketchesbyBoze "culturally literate" == "rented a DVD" Yeah, right.

This might surprise younger people but in the ‘90s most of us knew how to read & were culturally literate. You could mention King Arthur or Citizen Kane and everyone knew what you meant. We were capable of writing essays. We had educational TV. We have lost so much, so quickly.

@pmddomingos Same as almost all website designers.

Microsoft’s problem is that no one there cares about its products. The developers just care about their features, and the managers just manage.

@wackiestcamper It's called "tough love". ;)

You know what's crazy to me? The US dropped two atomic bombs on Japan and firebombed Tokyo, and yet they're basically our best friends. While the most we did to Canada was impose some tariffs and beat then at Olympic hockey, and yet they absolutely despise us. Why do we waste time on those spoiled brats?

Obama was the worst thing to ever happen to America …. RT if you agree

@nickimoraa Only English and history students are dumb enough to think that.

Why is that students who are smart in math and science are considered smarter than students who are smart in English and history?

I love how game ads love to show bad moves as a way to make suckers think 'I can do better than that!'

@gro_tsen No. The three main fears are "where can I get funding?" X 3

I'd say a mathematician's main three fears when proving a new result are: ‣ that there is an error in the proof (the result is actually false), ‣ that there is a much simpler proof, rendering the result trivial, ‣ that the result is already known and published (so not new).

@kunukunu Mexico has the best pizza I've ever had. Better than NYC and DC. Not all of it is better, but any fine Uruguayan or Italian restaurant has GREAT pizza.

アメリカでいちばん美味しいのはピザなのだ。アメリカで食うピザはむちゃくちゃうまい。あのピザは日本では食えない。アメリカ発のピザチェーンも日本で売ってるピザは偽物だ。アメリカに行ったらピザを食え。

@predict_addict All Dover reprints are great!

“A perfect linear algebra textbook doesn’t exist? Shilov would disagree. His Linear Algebra is clean, rigorous, and elegant—no fluff, no hand-holding, just pure math presented with beautiful clarity. The best concise treatment out there. If you want to truly understand the subject, this is it.

@jjllcc7070 No. You have to show here where the county posts it's burn ban notices.

I have a new neighbor in my small subdivision in Texas that has transplanted from California. Yesterday a neighbor was burning leaves and she went on our neighborhood FB page in a full panic. She asked does anyone smell that fire ,where is it , do we need to be alarmed? We Texas girls gotta teach her to chill.

@AnnaNoelleDua It is. They are probably just trolling you.

I don’t understand why mayonnaise is not an available condiment at hot dog stands. Mayonnaise is literally the best thing to put on hot dogs.

@YUGEBOLZ It helps the NSA build up their mental retard database.

What did the NO KINGS protest accomplish?

@NoahChrein Post it or it never happened.

I accidentally did 2 pages of combinatorics yesterday. But don’t worry, I took one step outside in the sun and realized I could avoid it with the right abstraction. Now its 1 paragraph. As it should be

@jack_ceroni But, instead, you'll procrastinate about it and write lame posts on X. Got it. I'll take "Things that will never happen" for $500, Art.

I want to write a Riemannian geometry textbook

@ShamashAran Not all HEB's are the same. Statistically speaking, the odds are good that a random grocery store is an HEB, Albertsons or Kroger, which all have similar (awful) sushi offerings. Your SR71 analogy is lame.

LOL HEB is NOT a "random grocery store in Texas" Its the pinnacle of grocery stores that only a few other chains can come close to. It's an experience. It'd be like calling the SR-71 a random airplane.

@MKovac_Writer If it was anything except curry, I say it was rude. However, serving curry to guests is pretty fucked up.

Curious to know, if you’d spent a couple of hours cooking up a curry for your family who are visiting from out of town and they turn up saying they are disappointed as they’d hoped you’d have made them a roast dinner instead, is this rude? Kind of wish I hadn’t bothered.

@ribzoftiktok If you've ever been to In&Out, you'd have to be a complete retard to not to notice this.

I've been there many times and never knew this

@justinskycak No, it's not. The only things that are getting further spaced apart are *your* synapses.

Learning math is like climbing an infinitely tall ladder where the rungs get spaced further apart the higher you climb.

A BIG reason to end mail-in voting: adult children voting for their elderly parents. Also, caregivers. Not all, but many.

@WallStreetMav It's obvious that several accounts are tweeting this same thing for the past few days. How much do you get paid for being a shill?

Everyone is saying Landman is worth watching. So I will try a few episodes this weekend.