Allison Scott

@lindsayann_ryan Forks up knives down bitch

Listen man, we're gonna need Michael A. to win this season. There's just no way I'm gonna be able to watch that guy get sent home. #TheBachelorette

The best things in life are unexpected #TheBachelorette

Me when I was a kid and my mom said we couldn’t have chicken nuggets for dinner #TheBachelorette

Just when you think Greg can’t get any better he’s got us all crying our asses off on a Monday night. What. A. Gem. #TheBachelorette

✍🏾 Google ✍🏾 Therapist ✍🏾 Near me

We don't deserve you Taylor Swift #GRAMMYs

it’s march again? cool if anyone needs me I will be drunk

I appreciate Tina & Amy ripping the Hollywood Foreign Press #GoldenGlobes #CoorsSeltzerAfterShow

I'm at the point in my life where I get so worried about getting enough sleep that I get no sleep at all. #teacherlife

qt in the OR (📷 @JakeBorelli)

Good boys, stand back and stand by

Lol...I will never live this down

Soooo what am I supposed to do for the next 5 months...?

spending my night fantasizing about what it would be like to be one of those girls who always has long painted nails... just click clacking on their phone keyboards all day... so ethereal yet so strong

At what point do I stop saying I’m new to the city?

This is Jay. He thought he would grow into his ears, but they also kept growing. Not sure what to do now. 13/10 (IG: jaylongears)

Ted Cruz: Worse person or politician?

I did it, I was the Luggage Guy on #TheBachelor. Dreams really do come true. Sorry Natasha.

@chrissyteigen I just came back to America from teaching abroad in Thailand. Teaching k-3 special education in Delaware and I know my students, fellow staff, and myself would appreciate any help thrown at us as we begin to navigate distance learning. Thank you Chrissy! amazon.com/hz/wishlist/ls…