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Looks like I need a little more air in the front tire.

This is my annual reminder for Google Maps to update their Street View while Halloween decorations are up. If unavailable this month, December is also a good time.

Pro tip: If you are at a July Fourth party and happen to have gas, time your farts with the fireworks.

No bother. Yes, we met on your phone

So HR said pinching co-workers for not wearing green is a no no. #HappyStPatricksDay #WearGreen

Did we abandon STEAM? Is it just STEM, now? What happened to the arts? Design, fashion, product, dance, film, music...all these matter. Just look around you. Full STEAM ahead!

#GolfoDeDepecheMode #GulfOfDepecheMode #GolfoDeMéxico #GulfOfMexico

If we are walking towards each other, we both, meaning you as well, need to make an effort to move out of the way so we can pass. Step aside, slow down, stop, turn, hug a wall, or dip a shoulder. At least act like it. Otherwise, fuck off and get the fuck out of my way.

Ladies, please go grocery shopping with your man, or give him a specific shopping list. Or, go by yourself...we are not that smart. Stop having him call you on the phone while walking every damn aisle, describing every damn thing on every damn self.

If you leave your utensils, plates, bowls, and/or a mess in the office sink, just know that your mom is really disappointed in you. Also, fuck you!

#DepecheMode I love Black Fridays

Mathematics. Please enjoy this seemingly endless list of “twin primes.” (A twin prime is a prime number that is either 2 less or 2 more than another prime number.) 3,5 5,7 11,13 17,19 29,31 41,43 59,61 71,73 101,103 107,109 137,139 149,151 179,181 191,193 197,199 227,229 239,241 269,271 281,283 311,313 347,349 419,421 431,433 461,463 521,523 569,571 599,601 617,619 641,643 659,661 809,811 821,823 827,829 857,859 881,883 1019,1021 1031,1033 1049,1051 1061,1063 1091,1093 1151,1153 1229,1231 1277,1279 1289,1291 1301,1303 1319,1321 1427,1429 1451,1453 1481,1483 1487,1489 1607,1609 1619,1621 1667,1669 1697,1699 1721,1723 1787,1789 1871,1873 1877,1879 1931,1933 1949,1951 1997,1999 2027,2029 2081,2083 2087,2089 2111,2113 2129,2131 2141,2143 2237,2239 2267,2269 2309,2311 2339,2341 2381,2383 2549,2551 2591,2593 2657,2659 2687,2689 2711,2713 2729,2731 2789,2791 2801,2803 2969,2971 2999,3001 3119,3121 3167,3169 3251,3253 3257,3259 3299,3301 3329,3331 3359,3361 3371,3373 3389,3391 3461,3463 3467,3469 3527,3529 3539,3541 3557,3559 3581,3583 3671,3673 3767,3769 3821,3823 3851,3853 3917,3919 3929,3931 4001,4003 4019,4021 4049,4051 4091,4093 4127,4129 4157,4159 4217,4219 4229,4231 4241,4243 4259,4261 4271,4273 4337,4339 4421,4423 4481,4483 4517,4519 4547,4549 4637,4639 4649,4651 4721,4723 4787,4789 4799,4801 4931,4933 4967,4969 5009,5011 5021,5023 5099,5101 5231,5233 5279,5281 5417,5419 5441,5443 5477,5479 5501,5503 5519,5521 5639,5641 5651,5653 5657,5659 5741,5743 5849,5851 5867,5869 5879,5881 6089,6091 6131,6133 6197,6199 6269,6271 6299,6301 6359,6361 6449,6451 6551,6553 6569,6571 6659,6661 6689,6691 6701,6703 6761,6763 6779,6781 6791,6793 6827,6829 6869,6871 6947,6949 6959,6961 7127,7129 7211,7213 7307,7309 7331,7333 7349,7351 7457,7459 7487,7489 7547,7549 7559,7561 7589,7591 7757,7759 7877,7879 7949,7951 8009,8011 8087,8089 8219,8221 8231,8233 8291,8293 8387,8389 8429,8431 8537,8539 8597,8599 8627,8629 8819,8821 8837,8839 8861,8863 8969,8971 8999,9001 9011,9013 9041,9043 9239,9241 9281,9283 9341,9343 9419,9421 9431,9433 9437,9439 9461,9463 9629,9631 9677,9679 9719,9721 9767,9769 9857,9859 9929,9931 10007,10009 10037,10039 10067,10069 10091,10093 10139,10141 10271,10273 10301,10303 10331,10333 10427,10429 10457,10459 10499,10501 10529,10531 10709,10711 10859,10861 10889,10891 10937,10939 11057,11059 11069,11071 11117,11119 11159,11161 11171,11173 11351,11353 11489,11491 11549,11551 11699,11701 11717,11719 11777,11779 11831,11833 11939,11941 11969,11971 12041,12043 12071,12073 12107,12109 12161,12163 12239,12241 12251,12253 12377,12379 12539,12541 12611,12613 12821,12823 12917,12919 13001,13003 13007,13009 13217,13219 13337,13339 13397,13399 13679,13681 13691,13693 13709,13711 13721,13723 13757,13759 13829,13831 13877,13879 13901,13903 13931,13933 13997,13999 14009,14011 14081,14083 14249,14251 14321,14323 14387,14389 14447,14449 14549,14551 14561,14563 14591,14593 14627,14629 14867,14869 15137,15139 15269,15271 15287,15289 15329,15331 15359,15361 15581,15583 15641,15643 15647,15649 15731,15733 15737,15739 15887,15889 15971,15973 16061,16063 16067,16069 16139,16141 16187,16189 16229,16231 16361,16363 16451,16453 16631,16633 16649,16651 16691,16693 16829,16831 16901,16903 16979,16981 17027,17029 17189,17191 17207,17209 17291,17293 17387,17389 17417,17419 17489,17491 17579,17581 17597,17599 17657,17659 17681,17683 17747,17749 17789,17791 17837,17839 17909,17911 17921,17923 17957,17959 17987,17989 18041,18043 18047,18049 18059,18061 18119,18121 18131,18133 18251,18253 18287,18289 18311,18313 18521,18523 18539,18541 18911,18913 18917,18919 19079,19081 19139,19141 19181,19183 19211,19213 19379,19381 19421,19423 19427,19429 19469,19471 19541,19543 19697,19699 19751,19753 19841,19843 19889,19891 19961,19963 19991,19993 20021,20023 20147,20149 20231,20233 20357,20359 20441,20443 20477,20479 20507,20509 20549,20551 20639,20641 20717,20719 20747,20749 20771,20773 20807,20809 20897,20899 20981,20983 21011,21013 21017,21019 21059,21061 21191,21193 21317,21319 21377,21379 21491,21493 21521,21523 21557,21559 21587,21589 21599,21601 21611,21613 21647,21649 21737,21739 21839,21841 22037,22039 22091,22093 22109,22111 22157,22159 22271,22273 22277,22279 22367,22369 22481,22483 22541,22543 22571,22573 22619,22621 22637,22639 22697,22699 22739,22741 22859,22861 22961,22963 23027,23029 23039,23041 23057,23059 23201,23203 23291,23293 23369,23371 23537,23539 23561,23563 23627,23629 23669,23671 23687,23689 23741,23743 23831,23833 23909,23911 24107,24109 24179,24181 24371,24373 24419,24421 24917,24919 24977,24979 25031,25033 25169,25171 25301,25303 25307,25309 25409,25411 25469,25471 25577,25579 25601,25603 25799,25801 25847,25849 25931,25933 25997,25999 26111,26113 26249,26251 26261,26263 26681,26683 26699,26701 26711,26713 26729,26731 26861,26863 26879,26881 26891,26893 26951,26953 27059,27061 27107,27109 27239,27241 27281,27283 27407,27409 27479,27481 27527,27529 27539,27541 27581,27583 27689,27691 27737,27739 27749,27751 27791,27793 27917,27919 27941,27943 28097,28099 28109,28111 28181,28183 28277,28279 28307,28309 28349,28351 28409,28411 28547,28549 28571,28573 28619,28621 28661,28663 28751,28753 29021,29023 29129,29131 29207,29209 29387,29389 29399,29401 29567,29569 29669,29671 29759,29761 29879,29881 30011,30013 30089,30091 30137,30139 30269,30271 30389,30391 30467,30469 30491,30493 30557,30559 30839,30841 30851,30853 30869,30871 31079,31081 31121,31123 31151,31153 31181,31183 31247,31249 31319,31321 31391,31393 31511,31513 31541,31543 31721,31723 31727,31729 31769,31771 31847,31849 32027,32029 32057,32059 32117,32119 32141,32143 32189,32191 32297,32299 32321,32323 32369,32371 32411,32413 32441,32443 32531,32533 32561,32563 32609,32611 32717,32719 32801,32803 32831,32833 32909,32911 32939,32941 32969,32971 33071,33073 33149,33151 33179,33181 33287,33289 33329,33331 33347,33349 33587,33589 33599,33601 33617,33619 33749,33751 33767,33769 33809,33811 33827,33829 34031,34033 34127,34129 34157,34159 34211,34213 34259,34261 34301,34303 34367,34369 34469,34471 34499,34501 34511,34513 34589,34591 34649,34651 34757,34759 34841,34843 34847,34849 34961,34963 35051,35053 35081,35083 35279,35281 35447,35449 35507,35509 35531,35533 35591,35593 35729,35731 35801,35803 35837,35839 35897,35899 36011,36013 36107,36109 36341,36343 36467,36469 36527,36529 36779,36781 36791,36793 36899,36901 36929,36931 37019,37021 37199,37201 37307,37309 37337,37339 37361,37363 37547,37549 37571,37573 37589,37591 37691,37693 37781,37783 37811,37813 37991,37993 38237,38239 38327,38329 38447,38449 38459,38461 38567,38569 38609,38611 38651,38653 38669,38671 38711,38713 38747,38749 38921,38923 39041,39043 39161,39163 39227,39229 39239,39241 39341,39343 39371,39373 39509,39511 39827,39829 39839,39841 40037,40039 40127,40129 40151,40153 40427,40429 40529,40531 40637,40639 40697,40699 40847,40849 41141,41143 41177,41179 41201,41203 41231,41233 41387,41389 41411,41413 41519,41521 41609,41611 41759,41761 41849,41851 41957,41959 41981,41983 42017,42019 42071,42073 42179,42181 42221,42223 42281,42283 42407,42409 42461,42463 42569,42571 42641,42643 42701,42703 42839,42841 42899,42901 43049,43051 43319,43321 43397,43399 43541,43543 43577,43579 43607,43609 43649,43651 43781,43783 43787,43789 43889,43891 43961,43963 44027,44029 44087,44089 44129,44131 44201,44203 44267,44269 44279,44281 44381,44383 44531,44533 44621,44623 44699,44701 44771,44773 45119,45121 45137,45139 45179,45181 45317,45319 45341,45343 45587,45589 45821,45823 46049,46051 46091,46093 46181,46183 46271,46273 46307,46309 46349,46351 46439,46441 46589,46591 46679,46681 46769,46771 46817,46819 46829,46831 47057,47059 47147,47149 47351,47353 47387,47389 47417,47419 47657,47659 47699,47701 47711,47713 47741,47743 47777,47779 47807,47809 48119,48121 48311,48313 48407,48409 48479,48481 48539,48541 48647,48649 48677,48679 48731,48733 48779,48781 48821,48823 48857,48859 48869,48871 48989,48991 49031,49033 49121,49123 49169,49171 49199,49201 49277,49279 49331,49333 49367,49369 49391,49393 49409,49411 49529,49531 49547,49549 49667,49669 49739,49741 49787,49789 49919,49921 49937,49939 49991,49993 Congratulations to those of you who scrolled this far. Your curiosity and perseverance is admirable, as most people will never reach this far. Most humans will never see this message — a kind of secret bond between you and me.

Who actually knows the wattage of their microwave? Not even sure what is ‘standard home wattage’. Microwaving for 10 minutes, just to be sure.

Mission Accomplished!

@DMCMarty I have about 25x the mileage, but only 3 speeds. Still, by my math, mine should be worth $1.5M. 🤪

Wow. This 1500-mile DeLorean just sold for $111,000.

The scores have arrived for Top Gun : Maverick Live …… time to start practicing for our @RoyalAlbertHall premier.

@DMCMarty Oh, the bucket looks cool!

BEETLEJUICE!

On this day 35 years ago, #DepecheMode released "Personal Jesus“ 29|08|89 artwork by Matthew Lineham #DaveGahan #MartinGore #AndyFletcher #AlanWilder #MuteRecords

Between the Turkish Pistol Shooter and American Pommel Horse Gymnast, I predict a boom in the eyewear industry. #Olympics mems are the best!

My favourite part of the #Olympics. When a leading athlete in a race goes 99%, then walks the last 1% because of arrogance/stupidity. Then gets passed by at least one other athlete...watching 4 years of training and their golden dreams pass them is priceless.

@DMCMarty Yikes!

A few years back my friend crashed his Time Machine. A few of us reached out and asked people/groups to kindly delete the photos due to the fresh trauma. Well... Time heals all wounds and Ken shares the crash footage in a new VINwiki video: youtube.com/watch?v=2FLyWh…