Alex K

Think imma start a philosophy called Hell Yeah, where anything that happens to you that sucks you just say, “hell yeah.” Step in a cold ass deep puddle, “Hell Yeah,” Nothing going your way for the day, “Hell Yeah” etc.

Pretty fucking neat

@kaitduffy Lfg

Buying him a pickleback tonight

they look like two different species of toads with a distant common ancestor

The new Tiger Woods PGA Tour 26 video game looks awesome!

U.S. bioscience research is collapsing. This is the map of a systemic rot. NIH new award pace this year: 14.6% of normal. If you wanted to stall science, you don't pick & choose states. You just freeze the entire map. In case you missed it: ▫️ ~95,000 scientists gone (@nytimes) ▪️ ~$2.4B in NIH research wiped out ▫️ ~$6B in economic loss (@DrCatharineY / PNAS) This is what (predictably) follows next: ⇣ early-career scientists exit for good ⇣ breakthrough discoveries never made ⇣ trials that never open ⇣ labs that quietly shut down ⇣ global talent choosing other countries ⇣ the next decade of innovation erased before it starts Sadly, you don’t "bounce back" from 14% you just hollow out the system. For a country that leads in science, this is the mo(u)rning after “National Science Appreciation Day” ========== Source: NIH RePORTER via @Jori_health Plot note: NIH new-award counts were compared to the 5-year historic median for every state (as of the first week of March, Q2). ==========

I know it's boring and repetitive to talk about how grossly evil Trump is, but the fact remains: Trump is grossly evil, in a way that's pretty much unprecedented in this country.

>be born in the 50s and 60s >get a paper route to save for college >nice, tuition is only $200 a semester >graduate and get real job by giving firm handshake >buy a house which is only 2x your salary >work at same company for 40 years >retire with a pension >become a shareholder and get rid of pensions (stock price goes brrr) >home “value” goes up 1,700% >make no upgrades, refuse to sell under asking to new family; sell to Blackrock instead >lecture every subsequent generation about work ethic

Me watching Claude fix the bug in my code it wrote 5 minutes ago:

TFW you clicked the link from “Micrasoft”

“we use bloomberg here, potter. not yahoo finance like your friends the weasleys. they’ve probably never even seen a terminal”

That game last night felt a lot like the E8 game vs UConn. If Arizona plays like that the rest of the tournament they ain’t losing

@kaitduffy You throw in a couple soup dumplings down at nans and you got yourself a deal

Ideal first date in NYC: - pregame at Bull McCabe’s with pickleback shots and a round of pool - we continue drinking at Bull McCabe’s - I blackout and shoot the 8 ball for the 5th time - you call me retarded - I get a $2 slice at 2 Bros - you meet a way hotter girl - threesome

@aidsapev @Israel My soureces say it’s yellow cake

@Cweaver1037 Stg

Sentences that have never been uttered: If it wasn’t for Pringle this would be a blowout.

Lfg Bill

Still have faith. Gotta hit a lil run here and keep it close.

You know what Chuck

I’ll see yall in Elysium go hogs