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@mjfree A murder of bros

What do you call this?

@Twins Culligan 8

We've got nothing else to do.. reply with your name and number and we'll do as many as we can in this delay!

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@SotaStickCo Top

Which Bring Ya Ass shirt we going with? Top, left or right?

@ksorbs Male fragility at its best.

@historyinmemes He has a stutter. Plenty to pick on without going there you jerk.

Remember our President's inspiring words about our nation

@elonmusk Because they aren’t Russian assets.

Why do so many American politicians from both parties care 100 times more about the Ukraine border than the USA border?

@NateSilver538 I get your point, but dress codes isn’t part of John Fetterman’s platform.

Starting a new political party for people who don't give a shit either about how John Fetterman dresses or what Lauren Boebert does in a theater.

@Jim_Jordan 45% of Americans believe in ghosts.

Over 50 million Americans think this election was stolen. That’s more than one third of the electorate. For that reason alone, we owe it to the country to investigate election integrity.

@DonaldJTrumpJr Twitter isn’t the government. Your father has a press room in his house.

We are living Orwell’s 1984. Free-speech no longer exists in America. It died with big tech and what’s left is only there for a chosen few. This is absolute insanity!

@feliciasonmez One coup shame on you, two coup shame on me.

Graham says he doesn't currently support invoking the 25th Amendment -- but "if something else happens, all options would be on the table."

@quakerraina I have never seen the movie, but agree with the review.

@GeorgeTakei They did.

People should have voted for Hillary.

@romyreiner Don’t know! How many people has he killed on the golf course?

@maggieNYT If that isn’t a concession speech what is?

NEW - Trump has put Rudy Giuliani in charge of his campaign lawsuits related to the outcome of the election, as well as all public communications related to them nytimes.com/live/2020/11/1…

Corona Virus explained in craft terms: you and 9 friends are crafting. 1 is using glitter. How many projects have glitter?

@shaneharris Do you think he actually remembers any of the details from his briefings?

New: As an ex-president, Trump could disclose the secrets he learned while in office washingtonpost.com/national-secur…

@Anne_Hidalgo @JoeBiden @KamalaHarris Thank you! So sorry about all that.

Welcome back America! Congratulations to @JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris for their election! While we are about to celebrate the 5th anniversary of the Paris Agreement, this victory symbolizes our need to act together more than ever, in view of climate emergency. 🇺🇸 #Election2020

@MaxGhenis Does our public school policy tell parents the same thing?

Universal childcare is a policy that tells stay-at-home parents that they are worthless to society.

@JudiciaryGOP @HillaryClinton Last gasp.

Amy Coney Barrett, confirmed. Happy Birthday, @HillaryClinton!