KidneyStoned أُعيد تغريده
KidneyStoned
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KidneyStoned
@blinkphan
Introvert, singer/songwriter, Aspie & Lifelong Dodgers/ND/DAL fanatic surviving into a 5th decade. Gen X. GC. Cannabis Enthusiast.
انضم Ekim 2013
507 يتبع155 المتابعون
@AnaKasparian The fact that you think we ever have is infinitely moreso.
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Someone called me pretentious the other day for saying I read Dostoyevsky when I was 15, and that got me thinking—why have we created a culture where engaging deeply with ideas and challenging yourself is considered pretentious?
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KidneyStoned أُعيد تغريده
Name an album that has nothing but above-average songs. One “skip” track and you’re disqualified. I’ll start:
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She was baiting Trump into pretending that team won the finals.
A classic 4D chess move.
Alec Lace@AlecLace
🚨 Gov. Hochul tries to own Trump on Knicks fandom… and flops hard: “I’d ask him to name the starting lineup of the 1993 Championship team” Knicks last won a title in 1973. There was no 1993 championship. Trump’s been a lifelong Knicks fan. Hochul is a fraud.
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It’s my favorite time of year: when Europeans explain to people in Louisiana that it feels hotter when there’s humidity
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This summer will be getting awesome! 🤗💖🥹
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@CinemaTweets1 Man, the scene when they get off the plane in Russia and look up at the ⚒️ w "Burning Heart" playing has been living in my head rent free for over 40 yrs. Total fuckin classic! My fave in the series!
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Rocky IV was once the subject of heavy satire & a lukewarm critical response, but if you ask me honestly, I would tell you that I consider this to be an all-time sports film. This is a beautiful sports movie that nails so main themes. Sly is awesome here too- give him credit.
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I hate how people think they’re entitled to every fucking thing. Your roommate bought the silverware. They get to take it with them. One basic ass set of silverware is like $25. Get your money up.
Nix 🦇🏳️⚧️📡@butchbatnix
roommate of 3+ years just moved out and took ALLLLL THE FUCKING SILVERWARE AND KITCHEN UTENSILS??? oooooh hell is hot, got everything out to make some eggs and these drawers are EMPTY WHAT THE HELLLLLL
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@EYakoby Israel is always in the room with us. They never leave us alone. And if you're a government official, they are very likely literally in the room with you. They have Israeli assets and listening devices everywhere. That's how they stole our nuclear secrets, triggers and uranium.
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Congrats to Israel, they killed another peace deal. We were at 95% done. After Puppet Trump talked to Netanyahu, he came out with new completely unrealistic demands:
1. Israel doesn't have to abide by the peace deal and can keep attacking Lebanon. So, only a ceasefire for one side.
2. We have to take out all the enriched uranium on day one, not in the second stage.
3. All Middle Eastern countries have to betray the Palestinians and sign Abraham Accords to normalize relations with Israel without ending the occupation.
These are purposely impossible, so that the war continues. And Israel is bombing Lebanon heavily now to try to reignite the war.
They are not our allies, Israel is a terrorist government which has captured our government and media. They're using it to drive permanent war that Americans are forced to pay for.
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KidneyStoned أُعيد تغريده
I bet this goes hard as fuck if you’re retarded.
jezz@JezziiB
"in communism, you don't own your house!" Babes, that's capitalism, what do you think mortgages are?
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@JezziiB I think the better question is, "What DO YOU think mortgages are?"
Cuz those of us w oxygenated blood reaching our craniums know that a mortgage is the loan for the house you will, presumably, one day, own outright.
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Dodgers trading Piazza, hello? Lol.
Baseball’s Greatest Moments@BBGreatMoments
Top 10 Worst Front Office Mistakes Ever.
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Is it really a surprise that the same retards who were eating Tide Pods 10 years ago are too stupid and/or lazy to understand how much less expensive to eat at home?
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