🏳️‍🌈 Cuckholdberry Finn

The fact that Apple basically had to build an assistant into our phones to ask people for their names before pushing the call through to make sure it’s not a bot is very telling of the times 🙈

The fact that some peoples “coffee” is mostly milk/creamer is always so interesting to me…

I’ve been like lowkey sad the last 6 months cuz one of my bff’s was planning the live to London with her boyfriend this year (he lives there) and tonight she told they broke up and London is nooo longer and honestly I’m so happy about it cuz i am short on good friends these days lmao

nobody is doing it like tubi, it’s literally horror film central AND it’s free.

@chefsevenn Not until after my sisters were born lmao

Did your mom ever whip up mashed potatoes from scratch instead of using the boxed kind?

People don’t talk enough about how much crying the glow up part of the healing process comes with. Life’s been getting so much better lately but I been a big old fuckin crybaby cuz it feels so good just to be happy again and not wake up everyday feeling the weight of the world on my shoulders. Like I be crying just cuz I’m not sad lmao. I took the time and put in the effort to take care of me and only me for once and it’s finally paying off in so many ways. I really forgot who I was there and lost the plot for a bit but mannn, this bitch is so back…

I really thought they did the damn thang with this show idk why some people be hating.

It’s such a weird feeling to finally be healing internally and feeling better about life as a whole while the world around me is basically being bombed and burnt to the god damn ground..

The way Christian’s pray to god and thank him for protecting the orange rapist is so wild bc don’t they know Satan is the one protecting that pedophile fucking bitch?? MAGA “Christians” are some scary ppl tbh bc they’re so wrapped up in their own lies and trumps bullshit they can’t see they’re literrrallllyy doing the devils work for him.. I genuinely can’t wait for the day trump is dead and everyone who supported him to the end disappears from the face of the earth bc you people are diabolically mother fuckin disgusting. Yall gonna be so suprised when that Hellevator of death takes you down instead of up ladies and gents. Heaven called, they said access denied like yall did with the info from the Epstein files. It’s not too late to repent 🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️ it’s going to be too late for forgiveness soon tho.

i don’t remember all the stores being closed on easter in the past am i bugging lmao

@deadbats2024 @BeAfraid_Movies I refused to watch that shit after I saw the trailer it looks so bad 🤣 glad to know I didn’t miss anything

@BeAfraid_Movies That stupid ass anaconda movie. Not even Steve Zahn made it worth it.

What was the last movie you watched?

I wanna go shopping real bad

But I have smoked crack and thought “man I can’t wait to smoke weed later”….. and I’ll let whether I’m kidding or not be decided by yall lmao

I care about you enough to go to your funeral and eat the food after but not enough to cry during the service… I just need you to understand that.

What if Pam Bondi’s husband has even bigger tits

Google Photos will be like “a memory for you from 5 years ago” and it’s your pussy.