john sousa

@Brecklynn_ Are they real?

Explaining to @Brecklynn_ that Edge is the best browser after an MS update & ppl next to us moved tables in disgust. Chrome users are weird.

@Brecklynn_ I'm not murdering a family of pumpkins without an accomplice

@Brecklynn_ plz stay

@Brecklynn_ Happy birthday month <3 stay awhile

@Brecklynn_ It was so played out I wasn't even surprised it happened.

When some stranger evacuates their table for one slightly father away and I'm like "what did I do?"

In declining, I think I have a moral obligation to use this lil' guy

i got offered money-- again-- for the rights to this less-than-clever user account.

@lessonlyapp im not a robot im a human :(

Cafe du Monde for breakfast <3 If I'm going to have a terrible day it might as well be with decent coffee

bed is, like, one of my 4 safe places. no one gets to know my other locations because secret

When party people in my house start mentioning my espresso machine, I get nervous

@marymaeg bears. Maybe your hall has a bear problem

Do people out here call them 'nadoes? Regardless, can I?

White people from Washington watching a black comedy during a tornado warning = super out of element.

Beware those who you enjoy fighting with

You're doing okay when fights make you want to actually get your act together and be a better human being.

What if I stop trying to learn the hard way. That would be the greatest thing.

@bowtieger miz debate spent half of break at the national NPDA debate tournament for the first time since 07! Made top half of the field