Bathtub Visionary (Bread)

@Jube02 Hence why those guys completely lost their relevance, they’re too lost in the sauce

- Putin invades - Chapo: “man, fuck Dems”

@bestfoodalex @briantylercohen The .69 is because Elon wanted to make another cringey meme, only this one affects the entire country

@briantylercohen Announcing new SpaceX and Tesla DOD contracts totaling $3.69 trillion

And there it is. Republicans have proposed a $4 trillion debt limit increase. Four trillion dollars.

@ianmiles @MarinaMedvin I mean people do live there currently but yeah let’s not relocate more people to this unique island

@MarinaMedvin How about we don’t. It’s a beautiful place that shouldn’t be ruined by ANY humans.

An intriguing suggestion has been proposed to the problem of relocating Gaza Arab “Palestinians.” South of the Arabian peninsula is an island called Scotra. It is of sufficient size and has almost no habitants. The location is far from the Jews that the Palestinians despise so much and closer to their Arab brethren — with a water buffer zone to keep them at bay (literally) as the other Arabs prefer. It’s also a beautiful paradise with even more beachfront property than Gaza. Suggested by @moymiz

@efcsam16 Why do foreign people feel the need to get so assblasted about Americans enjoying football? Nobody’s asking you to watch it or to care lol 🤣

@TikTokInvestors He’s on whatever side gets him the best return, the best investors all are

@vasantbhatt14 What do you mean we i ain’t vote for this shit! We tried to tell y’all this was gonna happen

@USA_Polling Moderates see pure chaos and think: yea he’s doing a good job

lmao

@nearhanuddin Only one of them has a NFL team named after them so it’s obvious which one is the most important.

REPORT: Luka Doncic is “seething” at the Mavericks for trading him, per @WindhorstESPN (via @PTI)

Wave the U.S. flag dawg. 💀 Optics matters.

Am I trippin or does he NOT look fat at all?

@BarrelJumpist I don’t think wages are the issue in the manual labor industries…

Assad was a Russian puppet so evil he turned an al-Qaeda militant into an admirer of liberal democracy and civic virtue out of sheer disgust at him

@USA_Polling You think we’re gonna have another election ever after trumps finished 😭

From R +21 to D +3 Guys I think that Selzer poll was 4 years early

DEMOCRATS: Don’t touch the hot stove VOTERS: (touch hot stove) AAAAAH! DEMOCRATS: WE TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT VOTERS: You’ll never get anywhere if you insist on blaming the voters

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Hey siri, what comes after the roaring 20s

@canderaid Having a good credit score doesn’t instantly make you rich… it just means you can POTENTIALLY get access to credit easier

"people refusing to lend you money when you repeatedly fail to pay your debts" is now a cosmic injustice

Yep.