btecbill

1 like = 1 international war crime committed

Girls dye their hair because they let their “instructive thoughts” win, but if I let my intrusive thoughts win I would be in solitary confinement with 87 life sentences.

We 3D Printed the CRAZIEST accessories !! WE'VE LAUNCHED!!!! HELLO EVERYONE WELCOME TO THE BEER GARDEN :) @Rawssy @btecbill #thebeergarden #btecbill #rawssy #podcast youtu.be/PcQwdFHciUA

Throw your car batteries into the ocean to help recharge the electric eels

@Rawssy Clearly never been to West Croydon High Street

Champagne on christmas morning is ‘fancy’ but when I sank a pint of Tesco Value lager at 9am last Tuesday I was ‘an alcoholic’ and ‘upsetting the kids’. Ridiculous.

@Rawssy You don’t stand a chance, this is literally your Dad

@Rawssy @itstommyttv @ffairygee @Nukeri_ Coachella 2022 Lineup

I aint buying a single croissant in 2023

YoUr AcCoUnT cOuLd Be PeRmAnEntLy bAnNed

How cool would it be if Young Sheldon was curb stomped into oblivion? Side note: I am not a fan of Young Sheldon

Why are there ‘danger of death’ signs on major electrical boxes? If someone wants to play around in a 6 foot tall box full of wires that supplies electricity to a whole neighbourhood I say let them

Reddit need to chill. Yes, I do struggle with small talk and yes I will be reading this and yes it was a good suggestion but idk why they keep suggesting r/autism

The Reddit app has randomly started sending me notifications of suggested posts but the posts are only from r/ClashOfClans and r/autism. Not sure what they’re trying to say.

@Dandeta1 @NoContextBrits Corrrrrr 😍

@NoContextBrits @btecbill i swear it’s you that loves this

You can’t beat a bit of pasta and gravy.

@AdamTKWallace @elonmusk I don’t think people are saying no one will buy it, I think people are saying it’s a waste of money. Personally, I think it devalues the actual verification badge and charging people $8 to edit a tweet is a bit of a scam but each to their own ✌🏻

@elonmusk Hey Elon, since people are saying no one will buy Twitter Blue because of how ridiculous it is. Out of curiosity, can you share the total figure of users subscribing from the first 24 hours of it going live?

Please note that Twitter will do lots of dumb things in coming months. We will keep what works & change what doesn’t.

beans.

Paying for verification when you’re tweets get 2 likes is the online equivalent of buying every woman in a club a drink in hopes that one of them respects you - not gonna happen pal

In the doctor’s waiting room and someone asked me “are you ill?”... Nah pal I’m just here for fun

@Rawssy Uno beerio por favor