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On the seventh day God rested in the darkness of the tomb; Having finished on the sixth day all his work of joy and doom. Now the word had fallen silent, and the water had run dry, The bread had all been scattered, and the light had left the sky. The flock had lost its shepherd, and the seed was sadly sown, The courtiers had betrayed their king, and nailed him to his throne. O Sabbath rest by Calvary, O calm of tomb below, Where the grave-clothes and the spices cradle him we did not know! Rest you well, beloved Jesus, Caesar’s Lord and Israel’s King, In the brooding of the Spirit, in the darkness of the spring. --The Challenge of Jesus

It's impossible to run through a campground. You can only ran... Because it's past tents...

I'm sorry, but shouldn't British websites use biscuits?

Chuck Norris: *goes to heaven* The devil:

Maybe this is the final piece Jesus needs to win at Armageddon. All the avengers are in place.

@JoshCox @Brian_onX @iCarrieCox Same... And it's always in that condescnding voice tone too.

@Brian_onX @bthayer “It’s right here on the counter.” —@iCarrieCox everytime

when you looked hard for something and told your wife it wasn't there and then she goes to look for it

I vote that the @Bengals be allowed to go over the Cap space and get Maxx Crosby so he can play against the @Ravens twice a year to get revenge. @AdamSchefter @PatMcAfeeShow

@bigfoot_society @blurrycreatures guys! Let’s do a Blurry hunt!

🚨 BREAKING: SIGHTING #7 — ROADSIDE ENCOUNTER AT TINKERS CREEK 🚨 The surge is expanding. While we have been tracking movement heading East into Trumbull County, a new report has surfaced from the West. Last night, around 8:00 PM, a mother and her daughter were traveling on Route 303, heading West from Streetsboro toward Hudson, when they came face-to-face with the unknown. THE DETAILS: Location: Route 303 near Tinkers Creek (a swampy, low-lying wooded area). Proximity: EXTREMELY CLOSE. The witnesses were within 3 feet of the creature. The passenger noted she "could have hit it" as they drove past. The creature was in the road walking into oncoming traffic. The Subject: A lean, 6.5-foot tall brown figure. The "Blurred Face": The witnesses described the face as looking "blurred," with lighter hair around the facial features and no visible eyes. The "Stilt-Gait" Returns: For the second time in this surge, a witness independently described the movement as "stilt-like" and "walking in a weird fashion." WHY THIS MATTERS: This 6.5-foot subject is significantly leaner and shorter than the 10-foot "Alpha" we tracked in Garrettsville and Newton Falls. This strongly supports the theory that we are dealing with a family unit or a multi-generational group. While the larger subjects are pushing East, this smaller individual was spotted heading toward Streetsboro, potentially utilizing the Tinkers Creek swamp as a corridor for cover. ⚠️ MOTORIST ALERT: ROUTE 303 / STREETSBORO If you are driving Route 303 or near the Tinkers Creek State Nature Preserve, slow down. These creatures are moving along the lanes of traffic and are not displaying their usual level of forest-stealth. TO THE WITNESS: Thank you for coming forward. Seeing something this close is life-changing and often terrifying. We appreciate your courage in sharing this data. HAVE YOU SEEN THIS "BLURRED FACE" SUBJECT? We are looking for more reports in the Streetsboro/Hudson/Tinkers Creek area. 📩 Email your report: bigfootsociety@gmail.com Listen to our special report about the Ohio sightings here: pod.link/1453429066 #BigfootSociety #Streetsboro #HudsonOhio #TinkersCreek #OhioBigfoot #SasquatchSurge #Route303 #BigfootSighting #NortheastOhio

The Ravens to Maxx Crosby once they realized the could get Trey Hendrickson

🚨 TRUMBULL COUNTY BIGFOOT: THE SURGE IS MOVING EAST 🚨 The Portage County Surge has officially crossed the county line. At 4:00 AM this morning, we received our 6th high-credibility report in just four days. The activity has now moved into Newton Township, just outside of Newton Falls. Here is the breakdown of this morning’s development and how it fits into the larger investigation. INCIDENT #6: NEWTON TOWNSHIP (TRUMBULL COUNTY) Time: March 10, 2026 | 4:00 AM Location: Private residence near Newton Township. The Encounter: A resident was letting their German Shepherd out on a chain when the dog immediately went into a high-aggression lunge toward the woodline. The Subject: The witness observed a massive black shadow—estimated between 8 and 10 feet tall—crashing through the brush. The witness was clear: this was "way bigger than a bear." Biological Evidence: The most chilling detail? Once back inside, this brave German Shepherd—a breed known for its courage—was visibly shaking with fear. THE "BLACK SUBJECT" PATTERN We are seeing a distinct biological shift as the surge moves east. The Western Group (Mantua): Reports of Brown subjects (9ft and 8ft). The Eastern Group (Garrettsville to Newton Township): We are now seeing a 10-foot Black subject with incredible consistency. March 9 (11:47 AM): 10ft Black subject on Headwaters Trail (Stilt-like gait). March 10 (4:00 AM): 10ft Black shadow in Newton Township (Heavy crashing). THE TRAJECTORY: WHERE ARE THEY NOW? The group is following a clear West-to-East trajectory, hugging the woodlines and greenbelts that parallel the Mahoning River corridor. They have moved approximately 12 miles in the last 72 hours. ⚠️ TRUMBULL COUNTY RESIDENTS Check your livestock and pets. Review security and trail camera footage from the last 12 hours. Listen for "crashing" or heavy bipedal movement near your woodlines. We prioritize your privacy. All witnesses can remain 100% anonymous to prevent trespassing on your property. 📩 SUBMIT YOUR SIGHTING: bigfootsociety@gmail.com PLEASE SHARE THIS POST to warn your neighbors in Trumbull County. The more data we have, the better we can track this historic movement. #BigfootSociety #TrumbullCounty #NewtonFalls #OhioBigfoot #SasquatchSurge #NewtonTownship #BigfootSighting #Lordstown #PortageCountyMovement

INTERVIEWER (reading resume): Uh, under "Skills" here you have "Knew who Mrs. Doubtfire was right away." ME: It was Robin Williams. It was their dad. INTERVIEWER (whispering to colleague): This is our guy.

@Coach_Yac The electrical substation is going to stop them.

Who’s stopping this 49ers offense?

The Star Spangled Banner with attitude…is the most Hell Yeah thing I’ve heard all day.

In the Bible, there are 4 types of people: 1) Nice people who do good things 2) Rough people who do good things 3) Nice people who do evil things 4) Rough people who do evil things The most dangerous of the 4 is “nice people who do evil things” (what Jesus called "wolves in sheep's clothing") because they are the most deceitful.

Did we do it? Did we save the daylight?

don't forget to set your clocks away from seasonal depression and back to regular depression but with extra sun.

@AlbertoPartyof6 I love the em dash.

I will absolutely never give up my em dash. Think I’m AI all you want.

BREAKING - Newly revealed FCC records show Thomas Massie received several $7,000 donations from donors surnamed Mahrouq, who also backed Ilhan Omar, Ro Khanna, Cori Bush, and Keith Ellison, with 79% of his donors also contributing to Democrats and ActBlue.