Chris Fawcett

Newcastle United will be in Monday's FA Cup fifth round draw after beating Aston Villa 3-1. But the game will most likely be remembered for the dreadful officiating: ▪️ Aston Villa's goal should not have stood. Tammy Abraham had mistimed his run and was a yard offside when the free-kick was delivered ▪️ Lucas Digne's late challenge on Jacob Murphy only brought a yellow card rather than a red. It left Murphy bleeding ▪️ Chris Kavanagh awarded a free-kick outside the area when Digne handled inside the penalty box 📝 @GeorgeCaulkin @ChrisDHWaugh 🔗 nytimes.com/athletic/70391…

DO NOT BUY THIS SHIT! I bought this last year, was listed as real on a mannequin with blurry pics so took a gamble and it's a terrible fake. Quickest I've ever returned anything in my life! Quality was AWFUL, weird fitting & was a small, not the medium on the tag. AVOID #NUFC

@HLTCO One of the lads brought Pascal Chimbonda to play for our 6 a side team a few years back. He was skinning everyone so the chavs on the other team resorted to kicking him at every opportunity, he eventually had enough, booted one of them up the arse and got sent off 🤣🤣

On this, who’s the best footballer you’ve ever played against at 5 a side or just a random kickabout? I watched all of my mates get absolutely had up by Jody Morris and John Harley at Goals once when they were both retired. The levels were staggering.

@xboxuk I'm older than Microsoft's first computer mouse, never mind the Xbox 🤣

You can only like this if you're older than the OG Xbox

@youngin_uk @NUFCThreatLevel Here's the second half... Son, Son, wherever you may be, Your dad beats kids in your home country. He got annoyed and lost his rag, Twatted a kid with a corner flag

@NUFCThreatLevel Son, son where ever you may be, your dad beats kids in your home country

We’ve under 48 hours to fit that into a song.

@paddypower I don't remember seeing you post... Newcastle have signed a zero pound sponsorship deal with Sports Direct. "This is a fantastic deal for the club," said Newcastle owner, Mike Ashley. "I totally agree," said Sports Direct owner Mike Ashley.

Newcastle have signed a multimillion pound sponsorship deal with Saudi Airlines. "This is a fantastic deal for the club," said Newcastle owner, Mohammed bin Salman. "I totally agree," said Saudi Airlines owner Mohammed bin Salman.

@FootyShirtSean Got all the cards, but didn't know there was a wall chart, that's class! I'll have to try and hunt one down

Not a shirt, but a deal too good to pass up... Complete set of Toon Heroes with the original wall chart for just a tenner 💰 Think I'll already have this somewhere at my parents house but now I've got 2 🤷‍♂️ Anyone else got all of these? ⚫⚪

@NUFC_LEW Pretty sure it was Oldham at home in 1989 in a cup match. Won 2-0

@CriticalVole @all_F808Z Top reply...but most people will have absolute zero chance of knowing what you're talking about

@all_F808Z The Kick: A 10/10 Knowing the Kelvin Scale and what it is used for: 283.15/10.

A LANDING SO ICE COLD, IT'S GOTTA BE MEASURED IN KELVIN 😤

@warrenbarton2 @7RobLee @alanshearer @teamginola @premierleague @GallowgateShots @kevingallacher8 @stevocaldwell @steveharper37 @No1shaygiven @TinoasprillaH Can't wait to see @TinoasprillaH riding his horse in a toon top ⬛⬜⬛⬜ #NUFC

Your turn 👍🏻⚫️⚪️ @7RobLee @alanshearer @teamginola @premierleague @GallowgateShots @kevingallacher8 @stevocaldwell @steveharper37 @No1shaygiven @TinoasprillaH