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Comp update: Kirk Cousins will sign a five-year, $172 million deal with the Raiders that in reality is a one-year, fully-guaranteed $20 million deal that also contains a club option for two years at $80M. The Falcons will pay Cousins $8.7 million this season, the Raiders another $1.3 million and Las Vegas also agreed to pay its new QB a fully-guaranteed $10 million roster bonus on the third day of the 2027 new league year. And maybe most notably, it also sets another new mark: this will be the 11th straight NFL season in which Cousins’ contract will be fully guaranteed.

@LalimesMartian I just assumed they switched to Reimer once they found out Kucherov wasn’t playing.

Turns out he opted out himself. Sickening. Tug them and get in the crease, you absolute case. Whatever sun’s still shining.

@MJohnsonCTV @TSNScianitti “Must be the promise in Canada” It’s not Canadas fault the TSA fucked up

A heartbreaking scene last night as the body of 30-year-old Air Canada pilot Antoine Forest returned to Montreal.

@NUCLRGOLF Having the presidents cup makes B impossible to choose regardless of how great the Open and the Ryder cup are

🏌️⛳️ For the rest of your life you’re only able to watch ONE… Which one are you choosing… A or B?

@GoldbergCFC Yes

You think we finish ahead of Villa?

@LiquidAy Big Arsenal fan apparently

🚨JUST IN: Turkish referee Halil Umut Meler will take charge of the Champions League match between Arsenal and Bayer Leverkusen. He will be supported by ; Assistant referees 🟥Ibrahim Çaglar Uyarcan TUR 🟥Abdullah Özkara TUR Fourth official 🟥Cihan Aydın TUR Video Assistant Referee 🟥Rob Dieperink NED Assistant Video Assistant Referee 🟥Tiago Martins POR Umut Meler has a reputation as one of UEFA’s stricter officials. 2025/26 Season (according to whoscored.com) 📌Matches Officiated - 22 📌Yellow Cards - 97 📌Red Cards - 4 📌Average Cards/Match – 4.59 📌Fouls Called/Match – 25.41 📌Penalties Awarded - 9 (0.41 per game) He has issued 53 YC and 3 Reds to home sides and 44 YCs and 1 Red to away sides this season. 📌Home win - 27.3% 📌Away win - 50% 📌Draw - 22.7% Meler has also been involved in some high profile controversies, most notably the shocking 2023 incident in the Turkish Süper Lig when Faruk Koca p*nched him after a late equalizer in a match between MKE Ankaragücü and Çaykur Rizespor, an unfortunate event that temporarily suspended the league, while some of his decisions in domestic and international matches have also drawn criticism from clubs and pundits. Share your thoughts! [ℹ️uefa.com ]

@TheAthleticFC Is it really winding them up though?

Chelsea have been doing their pre-match huddle while standing over the ball in the centre circle since the end of January. The first time they did it was in the Champions League against Napoli. They won, and went through. It's only in recent days that people have really spotted what's going on. Before Aston Villa's Ollie Watkins was rattled by it on Wednesday, the biggest response it had drawn was a look of bemusement from the West Ham manager Nuno. @SJohnsonSport looks at what they do, why they do it and who is behind it... nytimes.com/athletic/70988…

@CarefreeLewisG They got their gifted red card again and still couldn’t win

Manchester United fans needed this humbling. Mfers thought their shit didn't stink for too long

@NUCLRGOLF Liv bots arent liking this one

🚨⛳️🤔 #SHAME — Rory McIlroy on Jon Rahm not accepting the DPWT penalties & the Ryder Cup: "In my opinion, it's a really generous deal. Like it's a much softer deal than what Brooks took to come back and play on the PGA Tour…” “Obviously Jon doesn't think so, and he's obviously well within his rights to think that way. But I just don't see what more the European Tour can do to accommodate these guys to retain their membership." @TrackingRory Rory also said this Jon not agreeing too play two extra events on the DPWT: “I’m sure Jon doesn’t want to go to South Africa next week, but he’s going there” ☠️ Do you agree with Rory?

@GoldbergCFC Never an easy game for Chelsea

@LalimesMartian Bench Wilson for the rest of the game

The only line who is even remotely threatening right now is McDavid/Celebrini. Canada needs to do something to get their offence going.

@ToddFuhrman Do 10 minute 4 on 4 then switch to 3 on 3.

I know it's an unpopular opinion among hockey fans but I'm completely fine deciding Olympic elimination tilts at 3 on 3 I'd rather see a game decided there than in the shootout Nobody likes penalty kicks in the World Cup so only wish soccer had their 3 v 3 equivalent

@LegacySiu Very hard if you’re an idiot

Guess the player Very Hard

@barstoolsports Has this guy never drank a glass of milk in his life?

An absolute freak injury while rounding the bases Praying for Justin Ford

@UnderdogNFL GM probably mad Charb got hurt because now he has to pay Walker after being forced to watch him ball out

Seahawks GM John Schneider on Kenneth Walker III: "He tried negotiating with me five minutes ago. It was really weird!" Walker's contract expires this offseason.

@domluszczyszyn @ToddFuhrman I thought Gudlevskis was going to single handedly eliminate us in Sochi

i love the olympics because you’ll get a guy who has an .884 save percentage in the AHL looking like one of the greatest goalies in the world

@GoldbergCFC Acheampong too

That might be the most frustrating result of the season. Crazy when it's Caicedo & Palmer who let you down. I don't want to hear much blame for Rosenior at all.

@NoBritinNY @PaulUTD37 @SouthamptonFC Hating for no reason

@PaulUTD37 @SouthamptonFC First, and last goal lol

WHAT A DEBUT! 🔥 [1-0]

@Sid_Seixeiro Forfeit is what a 3-0 win only? They want a bigger win

Canada vs Finland was postponed in Milan yesterday because of a wicked flu spreading through Finland’s room. Can’t help but wonder if other women’s programs at these Olympics would have shown Canada the same grace. That should have been a forfeit yesterday. Wild decision.

Absolutely fucking shameless @cbcsports @CBC