chloe

‘andrew tate doxxed by a pizza’ is the funniest possible headline to end 2022 on

This is one hell of an ad. The question is whether people will actually watch it and share it.

bruh cole and bartise are such narcissists I can’t #LoveIsBlind

I would like to thank Taylor swift for releasing her new album on the first day of my period. I didn’t need to feel all these emotions rn but im glad I am. 🙃

when Alexa and Brennon met for the first time and he just whispered “Yes” to himself and smiled #LoveIsBlind3 #LoveIsBlind

harry styles playing opposite florence pugh in don’t worry darling is giving secondary school production where the female lead is the hottest most talented girl in your school and her romantic costar is the one guy the drama teacher could convince to audition

i hope the economy collapses so @animefrogs has to move back home

I’m employed full time at being your friend

Normalize liking your spouse

Mothman is real and has an ass that won't quit

Mothman is real and called me fatherless in the applebee's parking lot

Unemployed guy at 2 pm: Man the group chat’s been silent

Donating blood to spirit Halloween tomorrow

my way of dealing w shit is by going completely mute. it don’t be shit to talk abt fr.

Are you ever just being a woman and you think “oh this is how an svu episode starts”

you look really nice today (derogatory)

no more dating apps. one time in college i met a boy because we both went out onto the porch for some fresh air during a party and he started reading me headlines from a newspaper he found on the ground. more stuff like this

*on a first date* ok this could’ve been an email..

gonna name my daughter venice bitch