Clayton Elkins 🪬

@iamkaylall @DavidLeeCMH You’d be better off not having a profile photo…js.

@DavidLeeCMH Coming from someone that’s a fake page that has no pictures that’s typing behind a screen with no following or fans 😂😂 you got it weirdo 🤣 just pitiful.

I could keep responding but y’all not even worth my time. A bunch of fake ass account with 3 followers always have the most to say lmao.

@TheSurgeSG @HoustonDynamo EB protest?

HDFC Goal of the Day 🇨🇦 André Hainault May 26, 2012 Houston Dynamo vs LA Galaxy 2-1 Win Revenge game after MLS Cup 2011. And Dynamo rocking the Blood Orange third kits.

These guys were cool in the ‘70s. And now they’re cool IN their 70s 🥰🤣

@SanAntonioTim @TheAstrosLocker Yeah, but they’re not hitting on enough picks, regardless.

@cl8one @TheAstrosLocker That's because the owner mandates they try to "go for it" every trade deadline resulting in Dana trading away any decent prospects they have.

@FabrizioRomano He's been garbage this season. I was hoping they would let him walk.

🚨 Ibrahima Konaté confirms he’s close to signing new deal at Liverpool, as revealed. “We have spoken with the club and we are CLOSE to an agreement”. “I think everyone wished for that for as long as possible but we are in a good way… we are on it”.

@CamIsKing11 Might have to trade Hunter. Don’t risk losing him in FA without getting a king’s ransom in return.

The Astros have a deadline of July 1st for me. If they aren’t above 500. by then I fire sell will have to happen. I mean Fire Sale. Everyone is available but Yordan, Hunter, and Cam. #ChaseTheFight

@BenOndaTop In terms of the fear factor imposed on opposing teams…absolutely. I think Will Anderson Jr is next on the list.

Yordan is so insanely fucking good at his craft and it’s still not understood amongst the majority of baseball fans or even Houston sports fans just HOW good he truly is…He’s EASILY the best Houston athlete right now (Texans/Rockets/Astros). Not really close IMO.

Probably won't enjoy this one much if he plays his way to a demotion to AAA, which could happen sooner than later.

Future prop bet: number of times Brice Matthew's helmet falls off his head after a swing.

@BenOndaTop Yeah, it's trending toward a 90 loss season, or more.

Starting to feel more and more like a waste of time even watching these games…The pitching isn’t going to get any better. Even if it “improves”, it’ll still be dog shit.

The Astros will lose 90 games, minimum, if the pitching doesn't improve in a big way.

@zriboua @lauferlaw But he won’t arm Ukraine…

Ouch

Here’s me tuning in to see how the Astros are doing, only to see Abreu immediately give up a 3 run homer.

That’ll do, Spencer. That’ll do.

@MLB Best hitter in baseball at the moment. Don’t at me.

Yordan Alvarez rockets one out for home run No. 7!

@RpsAgainstTrump @grok Republicans know their voters are lazy &/or stupid. They exploit them every day by telling outrageous lies. There's zero accountability; no way their 55 & over voters are going to spend time investigating their claims.

Bartiromo: Oil prices are up 50% in the last month GOP Sen. Tim Scott: They're still lower than they were under President Biden, so that's good news. We can thank Trump Hey @Grok, how do oil prices today compare to when Biden left office? Short answer

TRUMP: “I was the one that posted the picture of me being depicted as Jesus Christ. But it’s really just me dressed up as a doctor bc I like to help people. Also, you’re fake news for asking.” I’ve never seen someone be more publicly and openly full of shit than this guy.

@RpsAgainstTrump Literally nobody could have interpreted him for being a doctor - not even his dumbass supporters.

Q: Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus? Trump: I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor. And had to do with red cross as a red cross worker

@RpsAgainstTrump WTF did I just watch?

This is just… creepy