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PSA: I'm in the process of downloading my twitter data, and I will likely remove all my accounts by the end of September, if you want to keep contact with me, I'm still on the fediverse (also wrongly known as Mastodon) @cody@misskey.codingneko.com so go follow me there :)

@ultimocolinesio Todo esto mientras ayuso se va a Nueva York a ver flamenco con Trumpsito, pedazo de putos hipocritas chaval, a ver si os meten en la trena de una puta vez.

“Le parece normal gastarse 7000€ en los oscars” 🤣🤣🤣⚠️🇪🇸👇

@dandorf22 formatea bro

algún informático sabe como puedo arreglar esto?

@DavidCantone @sanchezcastejon Si claro dan trabajo de mierda con las peores condiciones que les es legalmente permitido, y crean riqueza para si mismos. Vaya heroes.

@sanchezcastejon Al menos los empresarios dan trabajo y crean riqueza, no como tú, que no se te conoce un trabajo más allá de político.

Deja que los tecno-oligarcas ladren, Sancho, es señal de que cabalgamos.

@Ryanair @elonmusk Yeah sure, why not, give the manchild more user interaction on his platform by making a FUCKING GIVEAWAY ON IT, what the fuck.

.@elonmusk

Nice tits @elonmusk

@celticwarfare @ultras_antifaa I get this is ragebait, but mfs didn't even LET him get out of the car lmao

@ultras_antifaa When a cop tells you to get out of the car, you get out of the car.

"This is America🇺🇸"

@NVIDIAGeForce Fuck off Nvidia, shove your smooth brain apology for "improved graphics" up your ass.

Introducing DLSS 4.5: ⚫️Second-gen Super Resolution transformer model for all RTX GPUs ⚫️Dynamic Multi Frame Gen for RTX 50 Series GPUs in Spring '26 ⚫️6X Multi Frame Gen for RTX 50 Series GPUs in Spring '26 ⚫️DLSS Overrides in NVIDIA app Learn More → nvda.ws/4aMEo5h

@EscotyPippen @IdiazAyuso Que pasa? Que si ya estabais mal, vais a estar en la mas absoluta putisima mierda, os van a robar el petroleo que era lo unico que os quedaba, y van a meter a otro dictador ahora... Y lo peor es que después vamos nosotros.

Frente al Comunismo o la Libertad, Sánchez ha elegido Comunismo. Prefiere la “legalidad” de un tirano. elespanol.com/espana/politic…

@joelcomm @PapiTrumpo Got you: jmail.world

@PapiTrumpo What a time to be alive! Show me the left doing anything this hilarious. I'll wait...

OK, WHO DID THIS???🤣🤣🤣

@LostMemeArchive One of the few interfaces I am only nostalgic for nostalgia reasons and not because they enshitified to the point where the current versions are completely fucking unusable and the companies running them have gone to utter shit.

The Original Steam Interface

@cody" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">catboy.baby/@cody

@CSGO500 Pink DDPAT!

Choose a CS2 AWP and we might give you one 🤩

@SoyTendencias Eso eso, comeme los huevos

"Huevos" Por la cantidad de beneficios que tiene para tu cuerpo comer huevos. Y vos comiendo pelotudeces, empezá a comer huevos, pedazo de pelotudo.

@swapdotgg @underzz_ Update: The items are indeed cheaper. Not on Swap.gg however. You mfs kept pre-crash prices or something, everything is like a twice as expensive as in the Steam Marketplace, wtf is up with that?

We completely understand the frustration. If you were looking to purchase CS2 items, the “good” news is that the items you were looking at will probably be a lot cheaper when we open back up due to the recent market crash 💀 Just let us know whenever you’re tired of waiting and we could always refund your payment (as long as none of the balance has been used yet) 🙌🏼

📢 An update from Swap.gg The latest CS2 update, which introduced covert to gold trade-ups (knives and gloves), has caused significant ripples in the market, with many item prices dropping sharply. We want to explain what this means for you and how we’re handling the situation👇 1/ No trade reversals Swap.gg will NOT revert any trades made after the update. We take this risk on as a business, as we believe it shouldn’t fall on our users and is a clear business risk. While we’ve absorbed some losses to our overall inventory value, our security measures helped limit the overall impact. 2/ Trading temporarily paused CS2 trading is paused while prices settle and our pricing systems adjust to the new market conditions. We’ll guide the system where necessary, and trading will resume once we’re confident prices are fair and accurate. Following Steam’s trade reversal changes, we’ve rebuilt large parts of our trading system from the ground up. You may have noticed some downtime in recent weeks as we worked on this. Our goal is to make trading safer, smoother, and more reliable, fully compatible with Steam’s new trade reversal system, for all users. For a detailed look at the updated system, check out our breakdown here: help.swap.gg/en/article/swa… While trading is currently disabled, we’re continuing to improve the new system. During the brief period we reopened it last week, we identified issues that still need addressing. We’re working behind the scenes to resolve these as prices stabilize. We remain confident in the long-term strength of the CS2 economy and are committed to being here for the long run. Thank you for your patience, trust, and continued support. Take care and stay safe 💙 The Swap.gg Team

@mtlushan The fuck kind of device are you using that has a 10 gigabit NIC?

when I filled out the form to activate "high speed ethernet" in my dorm room, I could not have imagined this

@swapdotgg @underzz_ This is nice to hear, also direct deposit here, with crypto though, would you be able to refund that?

CS2 kifes on sale KEKW

@ksantos705 @CounterStrike Granted skins in other games don't cost literally 2 MILLION USD, but honestly if you're paying that much for pixels... Get a job, do something for your fucking community, you fucking leach.

@ksantos705 @CounterStrike I didn't lose much, but honestly even if I did I don't think I'd care, I have the skins cause I like playing CS, not because they've got value. Other games don't even allow you to sell the guns, you still pay for them, but once you do they immediately lose all value... So yeah...

Release Notes for today are up: store.steampowered.com/news/app/730/v…

@Alejandrorzco1 La vida me ha enseñado que por el fediverso o por el cs2. Antes por Twitter también, pero ahora solo hay fachas y pollaflojas que no quieren irse. Yo ya solo lo tengo para cagarme en el McDonalds cuando joden la app y cosas así.

Cómo se hacen amigos en general a partir de los 20, pregunta no irónica