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⠀:¨ ·.· ¨:⠀@Cola_Bubble ⠀ `· . cola • 18 • he/she ⠀⠀✚ ₊⠀i ❤️ will forte ⠀⠀✚ ₊⠀dni under 14, basic dni stuff idk. i block freely if ur weird i will block u lol simple ⠀⠀✚ ₊ i post abt whatever tf i want don’t freak out #promotwt #snltwt what else umm #drtwt

@pilledforte @philiplord @chrizmillr last man on earth mention

Hi random question ive had forever, but i guess this goes to @philiplord & @chrizmillr Is there a reason Will Forte plays or makes so many references to Abraham Lincoln in basically everything hes in? Is it because of clone high or do you guys really just like Abraham Lincoln!

i'm not going to test this theory, but i'm convinced that if you removed every instance of the words "basically" or "entirely" from METROPOLITAN (1990) and BARCELONA (1994) the runtime would go down at least three minutes from each

writing fanfics for ships no one cares about

theyre calling it game of the year

@evieefellow i’m here but i’m in malctwt hell rn

snl oomfs i miss you where did you all go ☹️

life goals

@lun8z i didn’t even read the caption and i knew this was dewey…. he is perfect

idc how cool the new Tamagotchi life is my one is perfect and so is my dewey (im coping)

@v4lyria a little glass vial?!

@cola_bubble Zydrate comes in a little glass vial

i love how a person’s letterboxd top 4 says so much about their vibe

@sawtrapz HOLY SMOKES? goated combo

@cola_bubble i used to have both repo and gabriel in mine too omg you get it....

@pilledforte my pfp has literally been from repo for the past five years oomfie

@cola_bubble The vibe is i should unmoot you for liking repo..................

why tf did i just see martin herlihy in a fortnite ad

the vagueposting awards

i wish i didn’t have such an awful mental block on everything right now i want to write SOOO BADDDDDDDD bleggghhhh

@vampgrimes @mst3ktwt hiiiiii

my contribution to the fandom dont throw tomatoes at me #malctwt

@mutanthomedemos ignore drezzo welcome to malctwt 😚😚😚

#malctwt YOU GUYS GOTTA LET ME IN I DONT HAVE A MITM LAYOUT BUT THIS IS MY FAVORITE SHOW PLEASE

i know this is only funny to me but this is basically the plot of metropolitan (1990) if you’re a crazy person like me

this is chud control to major moid

The Rundown | @danacarvey picks a live sketch