Todd Riley
15K posts
Todd Riley
@comedytodd
--Ohio Dude, Part Time Idiot, Couch Enthusiast, Sometimes I'm Still Funny, Parlay Degen, Sports Are my Reality TV--
انضم Mayıs 2013
2.9K يتبع2.7K المتابعون
Ummm. Someone needs to convince me that the dude in the new Season of "Jury Duty,...Company Retreat," isnt actually Bryce Young.
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Sincerely wish I spoke Spanish. Because these two dudes sitting next to me at the bar of this Mexican Restaurant are having the absolute time of their life. I've never heard two humans laugh this much,...its beautiful.
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Dude. Oz the Mentalist is out of this world. He just crushed the #MarchMadness analyst squad.
How does he bloody do that?! Wild.
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Being grown and ordering a Grilled Cheese at a bar should probably bother me way more than it does.
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Just put a breath mint in for a Zoom meeting, so ya, ..you can say I'm a bit tired.
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Welp, looks like I’m going to a Diamondbacks game this year
How are they just gonna gloss over those nutter butters sticking up in the back
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The D-backs will have a "Take Me Out to the Ballgame Shake" at games this year 🤤 It's a salted caramel shake with whipped cream, peanut butter sandwich cookies, Kit Kat bars and Cracker Jack. (via @LevyRestaurants)
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I can't be the only one in life who has someone you can't text because then they will call you.
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I'm not really political but I feel like Trump would run a blender while you are trying to nap.
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Quite the Giv'er Ehhh?!
Guardians Prospective@CleGuardPro
Cleveland #Guardians 23yr old LHP prospect Matt "Tugboat" Wilkinson has never pitched an inning above (High-A) ball yet in his minor league career. Tonight he struck out Cal Raleigh & Bryce Harper tossing two scoreless innings of work for team Canada. Line - 2.0(IP) 0H 0R 0ER 2BB 2SO (33 Pitches 17 Strikes) He topped out at 91.5 mph. #WBC2026
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Air frying a leftover buffalo chicken quesadilla and fries for breakfast today because when it comes to social norms I give ..no fucks.
(Am I cool yet?!)
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Todd Riley أُعيد تغريده
“Did I ever tell you how I got these scars?….” 🃏
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