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Laura

@core013

There's not enough rope to tie me down. There's not enough tape to shut this mouth. She/her.

Cleveland, OH انضم Şubat 2008
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Laura@core013·
Let's escape this hellhole.
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Laura@core013·
@elfcosmetics I have been purchasing all of my makeup from you for many, many years but your company will never get another cent from me if you're going to use misogynists like Matt Rife in your ads.
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e.l.f. Cosmetics@elfcosmetics·
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Laura@core013·
@realDonaldTrump I'm going to speak to you in language you'll understand. Putin has grabbed you by the pussy and made you his little bitch. Sad!
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Bessie
Bessie@caribwayoflife·
IF Sherrod Brown (a legitimately really good senator that actually responded to constituent concerns) loses to a used car salesman who stole wages from his employees, we have really lost the plot and I don’t think we find it again.
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Laura@core013·
@Mikel_Jollett Desperately trying not to vomit or cry.
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Mikel Jollett@Mikel_Jollett·
On a scale of 1-10, how doom-y do people feel?
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Midwest vs. The Rest
Midwest vs. The Rest@midwestern_ope·
POV: you live in the Midwest
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Laura@core013·
Also, while I was filling out my ballot, the poll workers announced and cheered for a first-time voter.
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Laura@core013·
Well, that's the most crowded my polling place has been in as long as I can remember.
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Laura@core013·
Everything I've ever eaten that was made with Carolina reaper peppers has been significantly less spicy to me than things made with ghost or scorpion peppers. This is not how this is supposed to work, people.
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Laura@core013·
@alys216 @logan1424 I love PB and chocolate together but the peanut butter in a Reese's is pretty bad.
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Alys@alys216·
@logan1424 don’t know! i love peanut butter and chocolate on their own but hate them together unless it’s homemade buckeyes😭
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Alys@alys216·
halloween candy hot takes GO⬇️
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Laura@core013·
Apparently the Guards need to target a Will Smith this offseason.
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Laura@core013·
Saw this great lawn sign today.
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Laura
Laura@core013·
Macy's is hiring at Southpark Mall! Visit macysJOBS.com to explore exciting full-time & part-time job opportunities! Take advantage of incredible colleague benefits including competitive pay, flexible scheduling, fully funded education, employee discounts, & more!
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Dana Goldberg
Dana Goldberg@DGComedy·
This.
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Laura@core013·
It takes 25 yrs too long to induct the MC5 & even then it's the "musical excellence" award instead of a true induction in the performers category. Then, during the ceremony, you give them half or less than half of the time of other recipients. Way to royally fuck it up, @rockhall
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