Crisp Morrie

@Miss_Teddy0 Lube

Can't even imagine being a sex worker,personally I can't get wet when am not in love How do they manage

@dwboch @downbadcomment Good chance the sex had stopped

@downbadcomment Something tells me we’re not getting the whole story here.

@grugcapital Standard

I once dated a woman with BPD who threw a prosecco bottle at my head (I dodged that shit) and told me to get out, so naturally I prepared to vacate the premises but before I could she grabbed a knife and threatened to plunge it into her heart if I left. God I miss her.

@popitforpoppa I want them to pull that shit out and whip me with that gunt 19

girls be stashing their tummy in their pants like it’s a glock

@BenTheBaneDavis He about to feed a village of babies

Someone explain to me how this dude’s NOT on PEDs

@DerplandAdam @Ninadrama @MeganOlivi Who do you think is behind the canera

@Ninadrama Aren’t you married? Do you even see your husband ever? Wtf is with all these intimate pictures you’re taking with this guy? This is why @MeganOlivi is the best non-fighter woman in all of MMA. She’s a loyal wife & doesn’t use her body in conjunction with her work like a whore.

With what percent do you think UFC fighter Arman Tsarukyan punched me? LOL

@Ninadrama 10

@anactualwalnut Same

Being sober around drunk people is what kick started my hatred of alcohol actually. Like damn do I act like that too????

@thisappforfun @StreetFightsHQ Thats fair

@cpmozza @StreetFightsHQ Yes but weight droppped can be muscle or fat I’d rather try to build muscle and lose fat Not just get the weight off cause I was impatient 🤷🏾‍♂️

King68 claims the guaranteed way to lose weight is to hit the treadmill on a fasted stomach and hold off eating for 3 to 5 hours after waking up 👀🏋️‍♂️

@thisappforfun @StreetFightsHQ I hear you. But I felt I dropped weight quicker once I changed to fasted cardio rather than after I break the fast for the day.

@cpmozza @StreetFightsHQ It wasn’t the cardio… it was the calorie deficit lol

@femalepencil A banana would say that

Apples are such a bottom tier fruit

@anymanfitness Not quite

Didn’t your entire country have their guns confiscated? That’s a heck of an L to forget about.

@james_xond A rat

People who went to high school: Did you actually dissect a frog in science class?

@mochaberry14 @downbadcomment Gotim

@downbadcomment White Ass N!gas Going Hard As Fxck? 🤔

@Camila95436588 Your eyes work

Jennifer Lawrence is wearing a green long-sleeved shirt and black pants sitting on a blue sofa on a late-night talk show At the beginning of the clip she takes off her gold high-heeled shoes, remaining barefoot for the rest of the interview She talks while gesturing with her hands, sometimes laughing or drinking from a glass, while the host sits across from her

@realDonaldTrump Nice murderers you got there

POLL: ICE has been abused by the Fake News Media at levels never seen before. They are Great Patriots who work hard, and do a fantastic job in a very hostile environment. Much of this hostility is caused by the Dumocrats and the Fake News. The concept I have had for quite some time — A strong feeling that the name of these Patriots, “ICE,” should be changed to, “NICE,” in that it will totally discombobulate Crooked, Dishonest, and Unpatriotic Reporters and Journalists. For them to say, “We went to a NICE Facility today,” as opposed to “ICE” or, “NICE Agents have deported a Violent Drug Dealer,” they won’t be able to handle it, they will go totally crazy! All it means is adding an “N” (“National”) to “ICE (“Immigration and Customs Enforcement”) — A much more prestigious name. Everyone loves it, but I have been told by the legendary Tom Homan that the Agents do not love it as much as the other population. Who thinks that we should add an “N” to change the name of “ICE” to “NICE?”   Thank you for your attention to this matter! President DJT

@NycVipers Which way wins more?

Jordan's former teammates seem to burn bridges long after their playing days are over. LeBron, on the other hand, has built relationships that extend far beyond basketball. Teammates, coaches, and peers continue to support and respect him years later. That says a lot about the man behind the game. 🏀

@Thebiglade Kthousand, the k is silent

what’s the K in “thousand” stand for ??

@Theblackfemini3 Crazy. All bulk billed around me

Took my boy to the doctor today. Cost $98 upfront with a Medicare card 🙄 FYI the rebate is $44