Ritvik Chaturvedi

13.4K posts

Ritvik Chaturvedi

@critvik

Fresh out of the oven. Me, not you. Currently @iiscbangalore; previously @indianexpress, @ucl, @univofdelhi.

India انضم Ocak 2015

894 يتبع278 المتابعون

تغريدة مثبتة

Ritvik Chaturvedi@critvik·17 Kas

After much thought, I've decided my pronouns are going to be 'we/ours'. I refuse to identify as someone who can be specifically identified. So, every time I get late, you're supposed to say 'Ritvik got late because our car broke and we failed to fix it.' Take that, geniuses!

English

Ritvik Chaturvedi@critvik·11h

@adkeys22 Which one is you? The green bubble or the grey?

English

🦕@adkeys22·1d

That's why I haven't dated anyone in the last 2 years. 😭😭

English

510

457

15.6K

Ritvik Chaturvedi@critvik·11h

@Yuva_Sanchari Cannot play video

English

1.3K

Yuva@Yuva_Sanchari·1d

This could turn out to be the MOST WATCHED video on Nikhil’s YouTube channel 😂😂 #Kannada #ಕನ್ನಡ

English

445

6.3K

279.8K

Ritvik Chaturvedi@critvik·11h

@RishiJoeSanu What is more bewildering to me is that she was recording the entire process on her GoPro. That's odd. Kinda cute = 'rich'. The 'Awkhaay' was a clear giveaway.

English

119

Rishi | ഋഷി | 🌐🗽🥥🔰🏙@RishiJoeSanu·1d

New monetization concept for an economically ailing suburban Kerala: Mallu McMansions as a vector for cross-border matchmaking.

English

5.4K

Ritvik Chaturvedi@critvik·11h

@RishiJoeSanu Won't work if the gender roles were reversed. If I, as a man, dared to enter someone's house like this, I would be driven out in no time.

English

108

Ritvik Chaturvedi@critvik·1d

@total_woke_ So, if not capitalism, then how did Archie and his families get rich? Feudalism? Sadly, most kids studying History/Pol. Sc. in Indian Universities will watch this film/show as an economics lesson.

English

592

Eminent Intellectual@total_woke_·1d

"No agenda" Zoya Akhtar tried to create Rang De Basanti for gen Z but even foreigners can see the blatant low IQ propaganda... #Dhurandhar2‌

English

479

2.2K

50.9K

Ritvik Chaturvedi@critvik·1d

@SRKKstan Yeah, if you are stuck in some Nehruvian socialist shit mindset.

English

Wanderer@SRKKstan·2d

Make 100s of Dhurandhar type movies if you want , but even all of them combined will never match the impact of this one scene

Red Chillies Entertainment@RedChilliesEnt

One simple glass of water, a thousand eyes welling up #HappyWorldWaterDay

English

303

923

7.7K

162.9K

Ritvik Chaturvedi@critvik·1d

@PratyushaOBC The only thing that has ever broken that idea of God is Adam Smith and Alfred Marshall, not Periyar or Lenin or Stalin or Marx.

English

Pratyusha@PratyushaOBC·2d

"If God is the root cause for our degradation, destroy that God. If it is religion, destroy it. If it is Manu Dharma or any other mythology(purana), burn them to ashes." - Periyar

English

223

243

866

50K

Ritvik Chaturvedi@critvik·1d

@WrathOfKhann Sadly never experienced that.

English

khan noonain singh@WrathOfKhann·2d

the love you experience in your teen age / adolescence is the closest you'll ever get to what ppl call true love ig. after that it's just never ending chase of one thing or another imo, a chase that lasts until you end up in your grave.

ghatak@Neetivaan

she is an absolute beauty 🙇‍♂️🥀

English

457

5.8K

567.4K

Ritvik Chaturvedi@critvik·1d

@effucktivehumor Oh, so those soldiers who are laying down their life for the country are incels and bhakts? Thanks for showing what side The Quint is on.

English

Mikku 🐼@effucktivehumor·1d

Trust me, this is an actual review of Dhurandhar 2 by The Quint. Nothing more satisfying than watching these mfs have a full meltdown.

English

256

13.2K

517.3K

Ritvik Chaturvedi@critvik·1d

@rose_k01 Bro has to adjust. Poor fellow.

English

322

Rosy@rose_k01·2d

Santosh is Getting ROASTED 😂😂

English

380

3.7K

166.6K

Ritvik Chaturvedi@critvik·1d

@kena_ewuru Hey I want to watch a full series of this. Which show is this?

English

IKENNA@kena_ewuru·2d

“De@th to all men” A sneak peek of what a world without men would actually look like

English

1.2K

8.3K

62.8K

1.6M

Ritvik Chaturvedi@critvik·1d

@fem_mindset Women have only to thank the sexual liberation movement for this.

English

242

Fem Mindset@fem_mindset·1d

This will hit them hard who got tired of begging for love💔🎯💯

English

121

36.2K

Ritvik Chaturvedi@critvik·1d

@shutupnaina What the fuuuuccckkk was this dude

English

naina@shutupnaina·2d

i need to sit with the person who wrote this ad😭😭

English

192

670

7.7K

390.9K

Ritvik Chaturvedi@critvik·2d

If the BJP Malayali politicians are servile to the Delhi high command, the Communist Malayali politicians are servile to -- ?

Aravind Varier@VarierAravind

I am NOT a Muslim. However, I will NEVER vote for the BJP because none of the BJP politicians in Kerala have put forward a developmental vision other than “We are Hindus.” In addition, all BJP Malayali politicians are SERVILE to the Non-Malayalis in the Delhi high command.

English

Ritvik Chaturvedi@critvik·2d

@TheEcho13 Anyway, that said, it is quite indicative that she can get away with it, but a man doing the opposite won't get away with it that easily. I will leave it at that.

English

Echo 🔆@TheEcho13·2d

I could show this to every man in my life and none of them would care because they know she’s not talking about him. The guys squealing about it should pay attention to what triggers them. It’ll tell them a lot about themselves.

Sabrina Updates@SabrinaHubs

Sabrina Carpenter at Lollapalloza having over 100K people call men “USELESS!” 😭😭😭

English

129

508

27.6K

Ritvik Chaturvedi@critvik·2d

@TheEcho13 I did not get the part where she said 'useless'?

English

Ritvik Chaturvedi@critvik·2d

You don't vote for the BJP, that's fine. But, don't delude yourself into thinking that the Communist Party (anywhere) does not engage in propaganda, lies or deceit. They've done so for hundreds of years.

Aswin@AswinTvm3

If you think it's only because of Muslims, you're another dumb sanghi. It is the majority of Hindus, including me, who keep the BJP at bay in Kerala. We have more important things to vote for, not propaganda, lies, or Hindu-Muslim divisions. BJP will never win in Kerala.

English