chadbrochill

“the pope is weak on crime” is a top-5 funniest thing any politician has said ever in history

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me around closing time at the bar

oil tonight

@crypto_bitlord7 @worldlibertyfi @justinsuntron Scammers are beefing with other scammers on the TL. It’s peak crypto

@midwestern_ope fr fr

⚠️Construction Cone Warning is in full effect across the Midwest⚠️

I’m a millennial so my retirement plan is societal collapse

"they want us to own nothing in the future." "future? we're over 35 and already own nothing. "

CREEPY FLESH-COLORED ROBO DOG with Elon Musk head Spotted in San Francisco WAVING AT PEOPLE ‘LOST DOG’ poster and PHONE NUMBER TO CALL also seen

Also WH- buy $PLTR

Wait so POTUS is shilling stocks now? 😂

Netanyahu Warns Trump That Vatican City Is Just One Month Away From A Nuclear Weapon

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Got a weird feeling that tomorrow’s Friday news dump is going to be incredible (and awful)

News stories I've seen on my feed just in the past couple hours: -Trump mad at Iran for charging ships in the Strait even tho he floated that idea via a "joint US-Iran venture" earlier this week -Iran refuses to attend peace talks unless Lebanon is part of ceasefire -White House reportedly had to warn staff against gambling on Iran events in betting markets, which implies there was def somebody doing that before -Melania giving a bizarre denial of her association with Epstein even tho she emails Ghislaine and has dozens of photos with her and JE over like a decade -Trump tells a reporter he had no idea Melania would say any of that, but says "she didn't know [Epstein]" -White House reporters allegedly had no idea Melania would make a statement either -Daily Beast claims recordings show Epstein being Trump's "closest friend for 19 years" -UK news program reading the Melania email to Ghislaine from the Epstein files on air (to which Ghislaine had replied calling her "sweet pea") -Trump posting a giant block text rant against half a dozen people who used to be supporters but have now jumped ship 😵‍💫 head spinning shit guys lol. Are there ANY adults in charge

hmmmmm