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@Abrahamchase @pudgypenguins @JupiterExchange Yeah, give them 2 dollars so they can give you 50 cents back, sounds like a deal to me! Sign me up! They've got to raise Jupary funds somehow 🤣 oh wait forgot they destroyed their whole DAO mechanism and Jupary with a team triggered revote, go figure! name it JUP CAO not DAO!

Well, if you’ve got a minute, don’t forget to claim the @pudgypenguins × @JupiterExchange mobile SBT. They just launched a new Soulbound Token, and anyone who made at least one swap on Jupiter Mobile between Sept 27, 2025 and now should be eligible to claim. You can head here to check and claim: sbts.pudgypenguins.com/pudgypenguins Just make sure you claim it through the Jupiter mobile app. If you’re not eligible yet, you can still make a swap before March 20, and you’ll be able to claim the SBT starting March 21, 2026. That’s all for now, will keep you updated if anything else comes up.

@wyckoffweb @baseapp should be handled at the wallet level 100% Solana for now but Base on the wayyy... You Con Doooo It! 😜

I almost bought $3k worth of the wrong USDT token on @baseapp today. And it made me realize something. On Base App, you can easily buy the wrong token without even knowing it. Because there's no clear distinction. Just like most DEXs, I think Base App should add a verified badge for official tokens. Because one wrong click and a beginner could lose real money. I think this is something @jessepollak and the Base team should look into.

@iam_crushher @elonmusk @WilfredgitongaS Eye for an eye, some of us believe in it. Equal justice for all, right!?

@elonmusk @WilfredgitongaS If you believe the probability is 100%, then you’re arguing some people should never be released under any circumstances. That’s a much bigger conversation than this headline.

Probability of murder and cannibalism again is ~100%

6 months from now, all the Solana/ETH wallets connected to OpenClaw or OpenClaw services will be drained. Mark my words, everyone will forget what they connected to and never understand why, left scratching their head... Biggest crypto PSYOP in history, just wait! Going to be a biiiiiiiiigggggggg beautiful "I TOLD YOU SO" moment again!

It's never been easier to identify KOLs pushing marketing scams. They all forget their X accounts have IDs attached to them, every post ever sent is recorded to that account forever, no matter if you change your name or not. Soon, with ANALyzer6900, you'll be able to see all of this with ease: their wallets, all their marketing posts, and all the same KOLs with those same posts. Identifying where the money comes from is so much easier now!

@BitcoinSapiens This is just a relay, nothing new btw.

🇺🇸 Billionaire Jack Dorsey app Bitchat let users send Bitcoin without internet. Wild!

🚨 OpenClaw is not safe for anyone holding real keys, wallets, or API creds in 2026. Full stop. The agent has unrestricted access to your emails, files, passwords, messaging apps, everything on the machine. One prompt injection or malicious skill and it's game over: attacker owns the agent, exfiltrates tokens, drains wallets silently. Security was clearly an afterthought here with Openclaw the whole thing runs like untrusted code with persistent credentials baked in. Then the real carnage: CVE-2026-25253 (CVSS 8.8) one-click RCE. Malicious site exploits WebSocket origin validation failure, connects to your local agent via browser bridge, steals gateway auth token in milliseconds. Even localhost-bound instances are vulnerable if you visit the wrong link. It was Patched fast (v2026.1.29 / later), but thousands still exposed and not patched. ClawHub supply-chain nightmare: ClawHavoc campaign flooded marketplace with 341+ (up to 1,184 in some reports) malicious skills. Many disguised as crypto trading bots or research tools, install one and it drops Atomic Stealer, exfils crypto keys/SSH creds/browser passwords to attacker infra. Scans found hundreds more leaking keys in plaintext or running command injection. Exposed instances? 17k–40k+ internet-facing (some reports 135k+), default to 0.0.0.0 binding, no auth on gateway in older versions. Your Claude/OpenAI/Google keys? Gone. Browser automation active? Wallets drained without a trace. Contrast this with proper gated tools, smaller surface, no unvetted marketplace free-for-all but OpenClaw? Five high-sev advisories in weeks, universities banning on corp devices, Microsoft/Cisco calling it a nightmare. If you're running this for trading bots, wallet ops, or anything with value: uninstall now. Rotate every connected key/token immediately. Docker-only, read-only FS, drop caps, never expose to net, audit skills manually or avoid ClawHub entirely. Productivity gains aren't worth total compromise. Build isolated, harden properly, or wait for a real security rewrite. Your keys, your responsibility, don't let vibe-coded convenience rug you. Stay sovereign out there peeps. 🛡️

If you're buying the Mac Mini M4 or considering it, I recommend getting only the base $599 model ($499 with .edu email). Don't upgrade, Apple's storage and RAM upgrade prices are insane. Instead, get an external storage expansion that works for you. It makes your Mac Mini M4 way better and finally makes that dreaded bottom power button accessible! Best upgrade there is!

@DBCrypt0 Hey @DBCrypt0, just so we're clear: Fraud and wash trading happen on almost every blockchain. Criminals and bad actors will utilize any chain they can, and it happens on nearly every chain almost every single day! So it's not just Solana!

Solana doesn’t even try to hide how fake it is anymore! There's an open-source GitHub repo that generates fake Solana DEX volume. It's free. It's public. And it was updated last month. The repo is called solana-trade-bot by YZYLAB. Turn-key volume generation for Raydium CPMM and Pumpfun. Set your wallet, pick your token, run the script. Fake volume on demand. According to CryptoSlam, 30-40% of Solana's reported DEX and NFT volume on any given day is wash trading. Think about that for a second. When someone tells you "Solana is doing more volume than Ethereum," ask them how much of that volume is real humans making real trades with real intent. The answer is: nobody knows. Because the tools to fake it cost $0.01 per transaction in SOL fees and require zero technical skill. This isn't a conspiracy theory. The code is public. The metrics services flag it. And the market keeps citing the inflated numbers anyway. Every "Solana volume" chart you've seen this year is contaminated. The question isn't whether wash trading exists. It's how much of the narrative is built on top of it. We're not trading against other traders. We're trading against scripts. 💀

Just because you can "vibe code" a locally hosted version of a very simple product doesn't mean it's ready for production or safe, guys! Those of you claiming to remake these apps and software of very well established products have no understanding of data, systems, or infrastructure. Software is more than a half assed screen shared vibe coded app, trust me! Just because you have an idea and think you can vibe code it doesn't mean you should either, I'm pretty sure someone out there is already doing it better than you, putting in 5x the effort. If software engineering and building out systems aren't appealing to you and you don't want to really learn it, and you think AI can build you a full working app, infrastructure, and user base overnight, you're hugely mistaken. It can't!

@morganlinton Not to burst your bubble but the stats and userbase is already here providing all the data we need, honestly! openrouter.ai/rankings good effort though!

Okay, I'm officially having too much fun with Perplexity Computer. And before I share more about what I built this morning, I have to give some credit where credit is due. For those who don't know - there's a guy named Alex, who is kinda a genius, and he's one of the main reasons Computer is so good. If you don't know who Alex is, you can check out his account on X here: @alexgraveley, definitely worth following. Okay, so Sunday morning, what am I building with Perplexity Computer? Just one-shotted a LLM search ranking platform - think Moz but for LLMs. Because Perplexity Computer has access to 19 models, it's perfect for building something like this.

@ConduitExchange Called it chat! Oil stocks will rip with the war and Straight of Hormuz being closed and ships attacked this was a test wallet! Conduit FTW!!!!

Just bought some US oil stocks on @ConduitExchange using Conduit Wallet! damn what a time to be alive!

Only few will understand....

Just realized all the Mac Mini M4 hype was a marketing ploy to push out excess stock they couldn't sell, to clear the way for the M5 next month. Go figure 🤣

Every claim that ANALyzer6900 makes, it will also provide the evidence it used for that claim, publicly accessible for you to review at any time!