Paras

me and my chatpate shoes against the world

aajkal ke comedians audience ke jokes par haskr crowd work likh dete hai

@twtuser00001 you won bhai

yesterday this one barber told me bicep bade lag rahe hai gym ja raha hai kya 😝😝

@playitsami 🥹🥹🥹🥹

Umm hmmm ameeri dekh rahe ho 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

@CaptVenk Crazyy setup

A small upgrade to our lab. Got an LG 32 4k monitor.

@Kyayrrrutu super complicated thing😭

How bad u want someone that u want to fight for them with them

guyss suggest some good summer fragrance

@playitsami 😭

@cryptoguymaybe Well he should figure it out 😗

I would marry a man who can give birth to a girl 🥹

@playitsami giving birth to a girl child only

@cryptoguymaybe Surety of?

@lowkeyproblem garmi?

Aj kis baat par rouu 🙂

@_wetwaste life goals

First day of work hoping there’s no work and I get paid for sitting

@Relatewithguddi lol, no way

Girl to a girl: Stay away from Baniyas, Marwaris, Sharmas and Patils cuz they’re the most kanjoos men of this society 🙂

@anushkag319 sleep early?

Please help me people ; how to wake up early in the morning?😭😭😭

@lowkeyproblem plastic people cannot attract magnetic people 😔

if i swallow magnets will i become attractive?

@Shrishtimee thanks

Manifesting job for all of us by the end of this month 🧿

@Kyayrrrutu this smells so nice

..ab m kya hi bolu isko kyu hi diya h inn logo ne yeh toh mere hair ke half partition ko bhi poora nahi jayega 🤡

@fizaDoc7 yes yes i go on walks😭, thanks

@cryptoguymaybe u clearly need to go out and enjoy some time the way u tweet is depressing

real life ke friends toh gaye, Twitter par bhi nahi mile😔. bye bye

Agle janam mohe europian country hi paida kariyo prabhu

@111ris_ canon event😔

Bitch why are you tired in your 20s

@MihikaTries trueee

life was at peak when books used to have CDs attached w last page 😋