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🚨 BREAKING: Senate passes last-minute deal to fund DHS and ensure TSA agents are paid

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 US dollar bills to be printed with President Trump's signature, removing Treasurer signature for the first time.

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 COINBASE JUST ANNOUNCED IT WILL LAUNCH CRYPTO-BACKED MORTGAGES FOR OVER 100,000,000 AMERICANS. BUY AND OWN A HOUSE WITHOUT SELLING YOUR CRYPTO. THIS IS MASSIVE 🤯

That’s not good bfmtimes.com/hacker-mints-8…

UPDATE: CRYPTO AND BANK REPS TO MEET AT CAPITOL HILL THIS WEEK WITH SENATORS TILLIS AND ALSOBROOKS TO REVIEW STABLECOIN DEAL

Bitcoin Tops $71,000 as Trump Postpones Iran Power Plant Strike Plans decrypt.co/361987/bitcoin…

Tesla's Terafab chip manufacturing project launches tomorrow. Elon previously on advanced chip supply: "Even when we look at the best case output of all our key suppliers, it's not enough. In order to remove the probable constraint in 3-4 years, we'll have to build a very big fab, domestically. I know fabs are hard, but we do a lot of hard things." (Tesla's AI5 chip pictured below)

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Bacon Pancakes 🥞 Who loves bacon and pancakes good as I do …

🚨ATTENTION: Horrifying food review and exposing dangerous meat products. We need @RobertKennedyJr to verify this information and take immediate action. Big Pharma should be taken down. This must be STOPPED!

MetaMask Card is based. All U.S. users (including New York) can now use @base with MetaMask Card!

🚨 BREAKING: 🇺🇸 $500 BILLION Mastercard just bought a Bitcoin company for $1.8 BILLION!!! 😱😱😱 Announced LIVE on CNBC. Card giant will "integrate digital assets." DO YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT'S COMING?!!! 🔥🔥🔥

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 SEC approves Nasdaq rule change to enable tokenized securities trading 👀

JUST IN: 🇺🇸 SEC approves Nasdaq rule to allow tokenized stocks & securities trading.

🚨 BREAKING: FBI & IRS JUST LAUNCHED A MASSIVE JOINT CRACKDOWN ON NGOs FUNDING DOMESTIC TERRORISM! Per CBS — they’re going after the radical groups pouring cash into chaos and violence on American soil!

THE WHITE HOUSE JUST MADE CRYPTO SPENDING EASIER. A tax exemption for crypto payments. This changes everything. Now buying coffee with Bitcoin is a taxable event. Every transaction. Every purchase. Every payment. The White House just said that's about to end. Think about what this actually unlocks. Pay with crypto. No tax event. Spend your Bitcoin freely. Use stablecoins like cash. The last barrier between crypto and everyday adoption. Gone. They called it a scam. They called it untraceable crime. They tried to regulate it to death. Now the White House is making it easier to spend. The full 180 is complete. Every single wall is coming down simultaneously. The window to accumulate before mainstream adoption… Is closing faster than anyone realizes.

🚨 THE SPEECH THAT CHANGED CRYPTO SEC Chair Atkins introducing token taxonomy. Clarity is here 🔥

🚨JUST IN: MASTERCARD TO BUY STABLECOIN FIRM FOR $1.8 BILLION @Mastercard has agreed to purchase @BVNKFinance , a leading stablecoin payments company, for up to $1.8 billion. The acquisition will significantly enhance MasterCard's blockchain-related capabilities, increasing the overlap between Web2 legacy payment systems and blockchain-based payment rails. Source: The Block

Hudson Williams, Jennifer Grey, Terry Chen, Elizabeth Adams, Hannah Galway, and William Mapother join the cast of THE ALTRUISTS. The series tells the story of Sam Bankman-Fried (Anthony Boyle) and Caroline Ellison (Julia Garner), two hyper-smart, ambitious young idealists who tried to remake the global financial system in the blink of an eye...before they were accused of stealing $8 billion.

.@elonmusk 🔴BREAKING: Elon Musk just dropped this mind-blowing update on Neuralink… “In the next 6 to 12 months, we’ll be doing our first implants for vision — even if somebody is completely blind, we can write directly to the visual cortex.” Blindness? Cured. Sight? Restored. Humanity? Upgraded. 👀⚡ From zero vision → potential superhuman sight (infrared, UV, radar… like a real-life superhero). This is no longer sci-fi. It’s happening NOW. What do you think — game-changer or too wild? 🔥 Drop your thoughts below!

JUST IN: Australian man cures his dog’s cancer by uploading its DNA to ChatGPT to design a custom vaccine from scratch.