Eben da Brainer

@BadTasteCore @stats_feed 😂😂😂😂

@da_Brainer @stats_feed 🤣 its an axiom

When you say 'ChatGPT' in a French accent, it sounds like 'Chat, j'ai pété' – which means 'Cat, I've farted'.

Can this man just shut his mouth for once. 😭😭

@ChampionsLeague @obiba_brown Every football fan agrees that champions league loses it juice the moment Barca isn't playing.

This game of football 🤯🍿

I trust Laporta not to go ahead with this stupid deal.

Your network matters more than both a computer science degree and GitHub commits.

Arbeloa says Madrid still has a chance to win La Liga. Let's wait small.

I think Xavi should have brought back Yaya Toure and Victor Valdes too!

Xavi makes me appreciate Laporta's leadership the more! Thank you Lapota for saving Barcelona!

@FabrizioRomano @Essienveratti @RomarioOnze Xavi, you should have brought back Yaya Toure and Victor Valdes too. Barca would've been so much! Xavi makes me appreciate Laporta's leadership the more!

🚨 Xavi: “As Barça manager I brought back Dani Alves… and tried to bring Neymar, Pedro and Messi back as well”. “Pedro and Neymar couldn't be signed because of the economic situation”. “For Leo Messi, the president Laporta didn't want him back”, told @RomarioOnze.

@NealGardner_ @AdiFCB206 Exactly😂

Barcelona want €120m for Ferran Torres.

@FabrizioRomano @_kwakusterling @RomarioOnze And I'm glad Laporta said No. Look how bad our finances were.

🚨 Xavi: “We tried to bring Messi back to Barça in 2023. We talked for 5 months, and everything was ready... …but in the end the president said no, and the deal collapsed”, told @RomarioOnze.

You don't want to return s3s3n?

He makes me to lie down in green pastures.

Job well done Lewa 🔴🔵 Barca fans wish you well 🥰

I fixed it for Balde... Free of charge 😇 #barca #barcelona

@ESPNFC Who told you he's sad. He's earning a lot of money while others work their asses out. Work smart they say!

Nico Williams hasn’t played a full 90 minutes since Jan. 13, when Athletic Club faced a second-division side, and he’s scored just one goal in his last 18 matches. Before the season, Williams was rejecting approaches from Barcelona to sign him 🤯

You still dey ask this question?

Where is this Rastafari church located?

@FCBarcelona @blaQuabena Ifb

ONE. STEP. CLOSER. 🏆