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Dan Johnson

@danielrjohnson

US Army Major, OIF/OEF/OIR Veteran. Oak Lawn Park Commissioner. All opinions are my own.

Oak Lawn, Illinois انضم Ocak 2009
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Ricky Gervais@rickygervais·
Work’s over for the week. What am I mixing this with?
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Dan Johnson@danielrjohnson·
@EODHappyCaptain We drank all of the liquor, including premium Champagne, on our flight from Chicago to Korea in 1999.
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Dan Johnson@danielrjohnson·
Hey @adamcarolla. Listened to nothing but podcasts the last 2 days. Stopped into a steakhouse for a martini and they have a live band. Hope you are safe from the fires.
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Elon Musk@elonmusk·
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Eric Abbenante@EricAbbenante

Epic Adam Carolla rant from a hotel after the LA wildfires forced to evacuate from his home, where he predicts Hollywood leftists will be so frustrated by the rebuild effort that they will not vote Democrat: "You guys all voted for Karen Bass, the mayor of Los Angeles. You all voted for Gavin Newsom, and now you fucking get what you get. now that your house is on fire. So here's what's going to happen. All these people who are deep blue Democrats are now going to have to pull a permit to rebuild, and they're going to get the 28 year old bitch from the Coastal Commission telling them to go fuck off and then they're going to vote for Trump or whoever's Trumpian next. When they start getting the regulation, they're going to go nuts. And when they start running into the bureaucracy and the red tape, they're going to start going nuts and they're going to vote for Rick Caruso next time. They're going to find out they're going to get bit by their own snake. They're going to convert. I am telling you, these are the bluest people on the planet and they're going to be fucking rip shit pissed when the City and the Coastal Commission tell them to fuck off. We're going to have to restructure the whole thing because we can't have nine angry lesbians controlling everything that goes on in Malibu, the Palisades and Santa monica." This is why Californians pay the highest taxes: So that their government can completely fail them in their time of need.

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The Figen
The Figen@TheFigen_·
Amazing real love?
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Chef Andrew Gruel
Chef Andrew Gruel@ChefGruel·
Update: Anyone who has left LA and headed south. You are welcome at our restaurant, 16600 Pacific Coast Highway, 92649. We have a large parking lot, you can stay as long as you need and camp out. We will provide free meals for all of those affected. If anyone has any coordination in process for meals, supplies, etc for LA, reach out to me, we will provide as much food to deliver and arrange supplies as well.
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me after watching #SquidGame2 ending at the cliffhanger and wasting 7 hours of my time only to get nothing in return
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Dan Johnson@danielrjohnson·
@EODHappyCaptain They won’t even travel to a different bar that’s 2 blocks from their regular bar.
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Happy Captain
Happy Captain@EODHappyCaptain·
Many members of the military going home for the first time from training this holiday season will learn an uncomfortable truth: Although they traveled hundreds of miles to see friends and family, those friends and family won’t drive 5 miles to see them.
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Happy Captain@EODHappyCaptain·
I just ate Taco Bell for the first time in 4 years. I believe I have made a mistake
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Dan Johnson@danielrjohnson·
I’m at a bar that did a different drum beat behind ‘Take Me Home’. Also, ‘Got My Mind Set on You’ it’s the worst repeated song. @alyankovic did a great parody.
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Why every StarWars film has the wrong name
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Dan Johnson@danielrjohnson·
@denisleary I will work on your new show for free to make sure the uniform standards are accurate. Army Vets get taken out of the story when the uniforms are wrong. Thanks for what you do for the Firemen.
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