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still waiting for Little Devil Inside lol

joked with pretty girl that im gonna get her pregnant and two things happened 1. she went along with the bit and said that i could b. uh oh

BREAKING: President Trump to sign a “complete pardon of MLB legend Pete Rose,” says he should have been put in the Hall of Fame.

JUST IN: Anthropic CEO says AI companies need hundreds of billions in revenue, or they'll go bankrupt.

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Leavitt: The vandalism is very real. Despite what Tim Walz wants to say. There have actually been six arrests at the Reflecting Pool where, again, these deranged individuals—many of them longtime donors to the Democratic Party, to Barack Obama, to ActBlue—have been vandalizing and desecrating our federal monument, one of the most beautiful monuments in the world: The Reflecting Pool.  And that’s why President Trump is not going to stop with this effort. They’re not only holding those people accountable, but they’re going to fix the pool and continue to make it beautiful after this despicable vandalism, just in time to celebrate our nation’s 250th birthday next week.

Israel now has an official ice cream flavor. 🍦🇮🇱 Milk & Honey is made with milk from Kibbutz Alumim, honey from Kibbutz Yad Mordechai and was created to support communities in southern Israel. The Land of Milk and Honey just got a little more literal. What flavor should be next?

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"Fool Night" ANIME OFFICIALLY ANNOUNCED Date: 2026 (Netflix) Animation Studios: Shaft x Sunrise Dystopian Body Horror Sci-fi in a world without sunlight where people sell their sick bodies for money and get turned into plants to produce oxygen for human society. Image © Yasuda Kasumi, Shogakukan, "Fool Night" Production Committee

Trump: I was in New York, and I met a great police officer in New York. He said, “Sir, I want to thank you.” I said, “For what?” He said, “My wife didn’t think very much of me. We were having marital difficulties, actually. She thought I was nothing. I’m a police officer. I’m a tough guy.” I looked at him—the muscles were all over the place. He didn’t suffer from that, but she thought maybe that muscle wasn’t so good because he was always losing money in the stock market. And he said, “Sir, in the last year and a half, my 401(k) is up 74%, sir, and she thinks I’m Warren Buffett. She thinks I’m a super genius.” I said, “How are you getting along with her?” He said, “Well, I’m not so sure I like her anymore.”

Woman detained at Reflecting Pool

In case you missed it over the weekend: Miriam Adelson gave $25 million to Trump's MAGA Inc. super PAC, which now has $382 million cash on hand.

Something funny to think about is just how much gaming retired millennials are going to do

BIA reposts The White House’s video featuring her song “WE ON GO.”

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Q: In April, you said you had a guy who was going to do the Reflecting Pool renovation in a week for about a million dollars. It's been 2 months, $16.5 million. Trump: Okay, ready? Barack Hussein Obama. Have you ever heard of him?