Karen Eline

@ariadoses @DragonFucker69 Oh, she’ll love seeing that

@ariadoses @DragonFucker69 Hah! That shouldn’t even be a league complaint. Goodness that was a long time ago now.

@MaskedEsper [txt: a photo of a handwritten formal complaint that was delivered to the League. it has no name, but in big letters it just says “Will is smelly!!!!!”] [txt] seems like you have a fan!

@ariadoses @DragonFucker69 I mean, I guess one way to handle insults is to embrace them. I’m definitely texting this to Will, though. He’ll just love it.

@ariadoses I think she retired; the one we have now just shoves them all in a filing cabinet. Let’s see. “Will is smelly!!!!!!!!” is all this one says. Oh, and then this one says “Lance is a dragonfucker”. How foul.

@ariadoses Oh, these? Falkner reminded me that we’ve gotten a lot of complaints here at the League over the years. Most of them are “it’s too hard” or “I want a rematch”, but some of them are...interesting.

@MaskedEsper Well then come see me, masked man.

@darkesttype It's just so...I don't know, not my thing? I would much rather see someone in person or speak telepathically.

@darkesttype 😚

@MaskedEsper Clearly, since I never get messages from you.

@darkesttype Oh dear, you know I barely use this thing.

@bigbadbirdboy Of course, Falkner!

@darkesttype Perfect, thank you!

Where does one file a complaint regarding the Elite Four?

@bigbadbirdboy Sounds perfect. I’ll be sure to keep an eye out for it so it can be filed away.

@darkesttype It will once I’ve completed my well-worded complaint.

@bigbadbirdboy Did it ever really start?

@darkesttype This isn’t over.

@bigbadbirdboy You’ll still get paid, but Janine is Janine and we can’t do much to reign in her artistic talents

@darkesttype This is an outrage. I wish to have my money sent to me how I like it sent to me.

@bigbadbirdboy Well, it’s 100% more convenient and also dick-drawing free, so your loss I suppose

@darkesttype Because I don’t want to.

@MaskedEsper You need to update your phone so I can be properly cute with you via text.

@darkesttype Whatever this image is it's broken on my phone...

@bigbadbirdboy Why don’t you just set up direct deposit?

@darkesttype Specifically, she threatened to draw phallic imagery all over my paychecks.

@bigbadbirdboy Even though I don’t particularly care, what is your complaint about?

@darkesttype I appreciate the honesty and will be sending one regardless. Like with my annual Christmas Cards, I will be sending my letter of complaint via carrier Pidgey. Thank you.

@MaskedEsper Do I? Maybe you just don’t believe in yourself enough ✨

@darkesttype Karen, you have far too much confidence in my physical abilities.

@darkesttype I hope your day went well.

@kokorotone hello, queen 😘 how are you holding up?

@kokorotone you’re perfect and I love you.