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Avoid Nigerian jail

علاج العضلة الضامه عند الأفارقة وترجع مثل الحصان خلال ربع ساعة ماتحتاج شهرين 😅 .

Gave birth to a wh*re and a wannabe gangster, Dads cum must be nuclear waste

Cooking is more humiliating to black women than having herpes or 5 baby daddies

You know it wasn’t a White Girl or a Latina or an Asian. Yall gonna get slimed fukn with these ghetto bitches.

If you ever see me with a woman just know she doesn't stress me out.. I give up on women very easily.

The sad reality of our society😭

the day my dick doesn't work anymore due to excessive masturbation is the day i commit suicide

That said, now that Musk has defeated Twitter, those of us who are still interested in the idea of a public square need to migrate somewhere. And if he buys that one, we migrate again. He can't keep raising $44bn to take over the entire global conversation each time.

Public trust is the foundation of democracy, yet it's already at an all-time low, and Amupitan’s past tweets aren’t helping.

@Paul_bolaji When you're on this space. Put your age inside a drum, shove your net worth down your ass too cos no one cares. Relate and use the app to the fullest and stop calling it beef.

@dcodedboii Kids you are old enough to father is who you're beefing, smh

You punks just throw the word 'influencer' around Meanwhile it's just some broken tooth boys and flip flop hungry looking girls with followers and blue tick. Only newbies would call those influencers.

@Paul_bolaji Be like you dey lick their asses for validation, only reason you calling me a hater.

@dcodedboii Hater spotted

One of the few videos you can watch that has a smell.

@OsosaChris @cute_visual Lool idiot say na process after 3yrs. While druggie keeps buying jet, borrowing blindly, buying fleets of buses to campaign while ambulances no dey whole. Dodoyo

@cute_visual Process...

OBJ spent $60Billion in 8 years to defend the naira against the dollars. Yar'dua spent $58Billion/Jonathan $145Billion in 8 years to defend the naira against the dollars. Buhari spent $125Billion in 8 years to defend the naira against the dollars. Tinubu has spent $0 dollars in defending the naira against the dollars. President Bola Ahmed Tinubu is making the hard decisions that will give the nation structural stability in true growth that will be sustainable. This is the true definition of nation building. The Renewed Hope Agenda of Mr President will birth a new Nigeria redefined in national growth and prosperity. Thank you Mr. President for your courageous leadership!

@udeochusp @MrAyotee Yea, remove subsidy, turn everybody to borrower na good cause to you. That's why the druggie keeps borrowing every 2 months because he has citizens like you to hail his incompetence. Same druggie and his cohort got free education, free meal. But here you are.

@MrAyotee If it is for a good cause.

The NELFUND is a good scheme for Nigerian students as far as I am concerned. Let's call a spade a spade and not a big spoon.

This is a lie. Stop being shallow and it's obvious you're pandering to whoever paid you to post all this

Chinese astronauts from the Tiangong space station return to Earth. 😲

You don't wear pants. That's okay, kindly let ladies who wear it collect their campaign draws.

Shutting down a city of 20 million people to clean their immediate environment is parochial and lacks imagination. For emphasis: the issue is not so much about cleaning your environment (which is great) but the logistics of waste management - starting from the collection, to disposal and recycling. Anything short of rethinking this system is cosmetic and unimaginative.