Viltrumite

I didn’t catch her in some dramatic way… it was way dumber than that. She left her Spotify logged in on my laptop. One night I’m working, and a playlist pops up called “late night drives ❤️.” Cool, right? Except… we both don’t drive. And I definitely wasn’t with her that night. I click it. Every song is stuff I’ve never heard her play around me. Then I notice the queue updating in real time… like someone’s actively listening with her. So I text her, joking like “who you cruising with?” 
She replies, “just home, about to sleep.” Meanwhile the playlist is still updating. So I called her. Phone rings once… twice… then declines. A few seconds later the music stops. She then sends a message saying she is sharing a room with her aunt who is visiting from the village. Yeah… that told me everything I needed to know. Never thought I’d get cheated on via Spotify, but here we are.

I think this is the complete one.😂😂😂

Them think say she Dey hype 😭😭

@tomisin_ms @iamtibusiso Women supporting women 😂😂😂😂

@iamtibusiso There are other reasons

You want to hear the harshest truth? That “rotten fish” smell you’re talking about is usually a pH imbalance… and a lot of the time it’s caused by the men they’re sleeping with. Still your fault

yall couldn't even handle different skin colours bfr

@Gakpongolle @waikayy @DemiAnomaly @lone_Divine7 You sound like Viltrumites are ice sculptures that melt when heated up

@dee_slicky @waikayy @DemiAnomaly @lone_Divine7 Sure, I'll grant that. What's then stopping Superman and Zod from Vaporizing every Viltrumite with their heat vision?

Asides the needing Earth's sun to acquire Superman strength, Viltrumites are a ruthless specie or race. Kryptonians aren't that way and that alone is a handicap.

@Gakpongolle @waikayy @DemiAnomaly @lone_Divine7 Doomsday is not a Kryptonian. Yes he was created on Krypton but he isn’t regarded in lore as a Kryptonian same way Bizarro isn’t considered one too.

@dee_slicky @waikayy @DemiAnomaly @lone_Divine7 And none of them are Doomsday

@theFutTech @ogheneyxle Zod na one guy. Him crew na handful. The level of brutality Zod can display is what a random Viltrumite 12 year old does every Tuesday before lunch. The reason for existence of Viltrum societies is to breed the toughest meanest bastard in the entire Universe.

@dee_slicky @ogheneyxle The "General" wey de front of General zod na fancy?

lmao?

@waikayy @DemiAnomaly @lone_Divine7 Zod “and his people” are just an handful. Viltrumite is literally a planet of Billions upon Billions of Zods.

@DemiAnomaly @lone_Divine7 Have you seen general zod and his people?😂

Bro sacrificed the whole gender for agenda. I respect the grind ✊🫡

@ik_fiinn That Dinho 1st half performance was a masterclass

Nah.. this final was pure chaos 😭

woman to woman conversation

@Molayoo_ @zEAlFraNkie Imagination wan wound this aunty 😭😭😭

You can’t outspend a woman that’s in love, unless she no guide. “Babe,I saw this and you came to mind immediately,so I thought to get one for you” “Babe,remember that your white kaftan? I just got you a very fine purse to go with it” “Babe,please stay close to you phone…a rider is going to call you” “Babe,do you like Guinea fowl? I just placed an order for one to be delivered to you tomorrow” “Babe,do you like this wristwatch?” “I got you a customized jersey” Women dey spend, we’re not just as loud as guys😭😂

@AlXoog @backonmyfeet1 @rhystakes Speak now

@backonmyfeet1 @rhystakes Did you want him to call rosenior a sl3ve day one? Everyone knew Rosenior was out of his depth lol at least he’s holding Rosenior accountable

We’ve conceded 10 goals since we last scored. Sack him tonight

@d_ftbl Same Potter that his previous job was PSG??? He was already used to coaching at a big club

It's just so clear to see this manager is not cut out for this level yet. Even Potter at the time had more of a claim of moving to a top club. This guy should be at Brighton/Palace

@waggydey4you @odunay0 Idk man Chelsea isn’t giving me a reason to be loyal

The way we stick to our barbers and football teams just tells you that men can be loyal if you give them a reason to..💙🤧

Chelsea finally got their Amorim 😂😂😂

@Huthman04 @fateeabubakar04 Hutty >>>>>> Sily lost Pedri

@fateeabubakar04 You no sell skincare again?

Eid Mubarak beautiful ❤️ can your boyfriend fight?

Awesome resume after Ramadan 😂😂😂