Deloise

I am not alone My Father is with me I call him ABBA!

@ionfwnuin And karma is ruthless af

met the loml but i owed karma

@omgsidewalks So you'd rather they're stuck on you? You're the weird one

If we break up and you actually move on, you’re weirď asf.

@fwdaniels Try this: If you're a man, tell her you're going through a lot, then ghost😑

what’s the most subtle way to tell your partner you want to break up?

@weirdngkid Have a friend that started going to clean church close to exams brooo. Exams will test you 😂

fake atheist i saw you praying before the exam

@gib_smoke Bro! You go dey deep things wey no even deep. Poverty is a sin o😂

once you dey low on cash, things wey no go far go begin go far. 💔

@Just1Nathann_ Just one day? A whole day? I do that 😭

Women can be so dramatic. I don’t text you for just one day and you conclude I’ve moved on with my life? Who does that? 😭

@_iamhabeeb One account doxxed for the irl people One account anonymous for your mystery life 🙂

The first rule of Twitter: never let people in real life find your account

Another day to show up despite how exhausted I am. God help a moving woman

@zamaniii00 No offense but it looks like shite! 🥲

I made chocolate ice cream for the first time. How does it look?

@marginletter @MessiTouchline And that's final. There's evidence backing our claims!

@deloise_luxe @MessiTouchline They chose to live in a parallel universe. It’s safer They can’t handle the real world where Messi is the undisputed Goat.

The year is 2060 and Messi is still in search of an international trophy for Argentina”🤣🤣

@gaagana_ Funny how there are people that do this. Just don't go for a course where they're few and always asking questions 🙂

Is it possible to just start attending lectures at a random university, without admission...to study say, Computer Science, for 4 years straight just to get the skills and knowledge and network?

@MessiTouchline He's supposed to know this ship has sailed 😅

@MessiTouchline This argument ended in 2022 darling.

@romanlords @MessiTouchline Imagineeee

@deloise_luxe @MessiTouchline 2021 bro

@shankorashidi Omo the educational system just keeps getting worse in this country. We went from pupils repeating class of they failed to upgrading scores for their report cards? Damn🤦

My first ever exam as a teacher, I paste all of them exactly weiten them score for report card. Management gats pull me aside update me say no be so them dey do tins for there😭😭

@alani419 Ohh shittt Oh many Lagos vendors 😭😭

jollof rice with fried rice and two chicken combo -1500

@nathehinon_ Damn😂 💔

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@sep_tem_berrr 8hrs phone call? Trying to call me to glory??

Lol

@milliondolla8th Bruh this thing will test your mental health 😅. Don't do it

can u guys tell im new to the whole staying friends with ur ex thing

@shadedtheo Ha! Una dey talk o

Make we no go far. For music industry if Satan bring out Michael Jackson who God wan bring? Mercy Chinwo?