Dave 🇺🇸

@SamaHoole I go with anthropology. Hominids ate raw meat as far back as 2.5 million years ago. They started cooking meat about 500,000 years ago. They started farming about 10,000 years ago. So we’ve been eating grains for about 0.004% of hominid existence.

@Matt_Pinner Go back to bed

You wake tomorrow to this ❄️ What is the first thing you do?

@otokyo__ Melted cheeeeeeeeese

Ketchup isn’t available, what are you putting on these?

@nypost Free seafood!

Massive 40-foot whale carcass washes up on NYC beach trib.al/Vjke7jg

@TrailTalesX0 Coleslaw.

You can add one more side to this plate…… what are you adding ?

I need to cook for someone. If any of my exes or their family and friends would answer, they’d tell you nobody else’s cooking even came close. None of that haute cuisine with a tiny little piece of meat on the plate. Real food.

@FoodPleaser Slice of cheese

Sloppy Joe’s… are you a fan?

@WilliamShatner My ex has a photo with you

How many people have my autograph versus how many people have a check from me? 🤨🤷🏼

@Iberianamerica Well, Italy, but Mexico is probably second.

No other country has better food than Mexico Mexico is #1 🇲🇽

@FoodPleaser They closed all the Ruby Tuesday restaurants near me, but they had a similar dish. When I was on Keto I’d order that, a side of asparagus, and the salad bar. Delish.

Creamy Bacon Chicken

@BloodstainedMen Uncircumcised men and women are desperate to convince circumcised men that we’ve been robbed and traumatized, but since it never happened to them, they don’t know wtf they are talking about. They haven’t experienced it, so they know nothing about it. Just noise.

Circumcised men are desperate to believe that their loss and suffering did not harm them. The process of coming to grips with #circumcision & loss of foreskin is a painful realization.

@Strawberryice54 I actually had to make this for my mother-in-law for her birthday. She loved it. Actual cake made by me.

Eat or Skip?

@dmbkparker I bought one for Microsoft Flight Simulator. I’ve never flown lol Just wanted to learn how it works.

You need to know that in the year of our Lord 2026 these are still used to train pilots to calculate fuel consumption, wind drift, and ground speed.

@lippyent I brought them in my lunchbox in elementary school. Nobody would sit near me lol

Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

@AvaGrace9211 Sam Goody

I miss going to the record store!

@_we_love_food I used to hate them. But then I discovered if I used thinly sliced Roma tomatoes salted and peppered, they are actually delicious.

Do you like BLTs?

@CaleCrypto Absolutely.

Learning to cook tasty and nutritious meals for yourself and your family is the number one most important skill you can have

@carnivore_jt I occasionally go to my favorite diner on Saturday morning and splurge on pancakes but always with eggs and bacon. Other than that, I haven’t eaten breakfast fast in decades.

I skip breakfast every day. Zero issues with adrenaline or cortisol spikes. No issues with blood sugar, appetite, abdominal fat or metabolic syndrome. Maybe skipping breakfast isn't a big deal after all 🤷‍♂️

I made my own lunch when I was in school. A thermos full of a nice soup. I preferred clam chowder (either Manhattan or New England). A healthy sandwich. I preferred olive loaf. And some fruit. I purchased the milk from the cafeteria. The school served the typical square pizza, hot dogs, etc.

Average American school lunch vs average Japanese school lunch. Childhood obesity in US (2-19 yo): 21% Childhood obesity in Japan (2-19 yo): 4% Ozempic for kids coming soon in the US because we feed them poison. Questions?

@WallStreetApes The last time I went to Miller’s, it was delicious. The rest of it is crap.

Private equity firms are buying classic American food restaurants and destroying the quality and raising prices Popular places now owned by private equity firms Carl’s Jr. Sonic Arby’s Buffalo Wild Wings Jimmy John’s Baskin-Robbins Dunkin’ Auntie Anne’s Moe’s Southwest Grill Jamba Carvel Schlotzsky’s McAlister’s Deli Cinnabon Hardee’s Miller’s Ale House Jim ’N Nick’s Community Bar-B-Q Subway “They've all been bought out by private equity firms. If you've noticed, the quality at food chains keeps getting worse while the prices increase. This is why — Private equity has been busy consolidating restaurants to cut labor, install their own operators, extract fees, and maximize profits” “This is only the tip of the iceberg”

@WilliamShatner Only if they have that paper record on the back

I know that people collect all kinds of things; what about cereal boxes? Is there a collector’s market for that?🤷🏼