Nathan Newman | Web developer
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Nathan Newman | Web developer
@dev_Doniix
Helping Businesses Scale with Web Development • DM's open for work!
انضم Kasım 2018
2 يتبع113 المتابعون

we're hiring a full-stack dev 👇
— 100% remote
— $40-55/hour, paid in USD
— stack: next.js 14, tailwind, node, postgres
— bonus points for pixel-perfect eye and taste in typography
what I'm looking for:
— 2-3 projects you actually shipped
— someone who handles frontend AND backend confidently
— code with soul, not just code that works
if your portfolio makes me stop scrolling for 10 seconds, we're talking this week.
drop your portfolio in the comments 👇
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@vinx_codes Hey! Full stack dev, currently on internship but already shipping real stuff. Always looking to connect with people in the industry, let's keep in touch.
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redesigned & rebuilt @VireoMedia
— new stack, faster load, tighter UI. before/after hits different when you own every line of code.
x.com/dev_Doniix/sta…
Nathan Newman | Web developer@dev_Doniix
Created this website for my client, handled from concept to launch. 🚀 I help business owners scale their brand with web development, hmu if you need my help! 📩
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DAY 8 of coding to make my parents think I have a real job
🚀 target - become a full-stack developer
💸 earned - $0 (the Craigslist pizza guy is asking for updates)
told the pizza client the site is "in final QA testing"
QA testing means I clicked the button once and it worked so I stopped
sent him a screenshot of my localhost:8080
he asked what localhost means
I told him it's a private developer preview link
he said "wow professional"
I am a fraud
2 hours of pretending to know what PHP sessions are
1 hour of actual learning what PHP sessions are
I now know what PHP sessions are
I immediately used them wrong and broke the login page
ChatGPT fixed it
ChatGPT is my real senior developer. I am just the one who copies and pastes.
status: QA tested. localhost. deeply fraudulent. further less 💪

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DAY 7 of coding to make my parents think I have a real job
🚀 target - become a full-stack developer
💸 earned - $0 (the pizza is still theoretical)
the database crashed at 3am
I don't know why
I didn't touch it
I was asleep
it crashed on its own out of personal hatred
Stack Overflow had 14 answers to my problem, all of them contradicting each other
the top answer said "just reinstall MySQL"
I reinstalled MySQL
I forgot the password again
the password was "password"
I am beginning to see a pattern
dad knocked on my door at 3:30am because he saw the light on. I told him I'm handling a critical database outage. he told me to go to sleep. I told him you don't just go to sleep during a critical database outage. he went back to bed. I reinstalled MySQL again.
status: crashed. reinstalled. further less 💪

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DAY 6 of coding to make my parents think I have a real job
🚀 target - become a full-stack developer
💸 earned - $0 (a guy on Craigslist offered me a pizza in exchange for "a small website". I said yes immediately.)
the Craigslist client wants a full e-commerce website
he described it as "something like Amazon but smaller"
I described it as "sure no problem"
I do not know how to build this
I opened ChatGPT and typed "build me an e-commerce website"
ChatGPT gave me 400 lines of code
I pasted it
it didn't work
I asked ChatGPT why it doesn't work
ChatGPT apologized and gave me 400 different lines of code
I am now the middleman between ChatGPT and a pizza
mom asked who I'm talking to at 2am. I told her my senior developer. she asked why my senior developer sounds like a robot. I said that's just how senior developers sound.
status: in development. hungry for pizza. outsourced. further less 💪
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