Devin Fitzpatrick

@lo__bals I spelt it wrong fml

@devinfitz98 You said that already

I left my voice at Hong Kong and my heart on the stage 😫 #tomas

@lo__bals Pop your pussy girl

Things have escalated quickly

Someone tell me how with 1 hour of sleep I ended up at the pub on a Sunday? #builtdifferent

… ol’ reliable

Uber driver: gold chain, pic of mom swangin’ on the rear view mirror, and some candy (probs drugs) loaded up.

My coffee tastes especially good this morning

@devinfitz98 So I don’t end up like this (pictured left to right vodka, green juice, d*evin)

@lo__bals I just dmed you my therapists contact info

D*evin just put a butterfly and yellow heart next to my name in her phone… she’s actually convinced I’m a happy human being (those acting classes from 4th grade be hittin’ different)

@lo__bals Call me a killer

Sandals on a plane is a serial killer move… nobody needs to see your uneven toe lengths and grown out toenails. Even worse, you fully take off your shoes on a plane (nobody needs to smell your feet). Convince me otherwise. And this is why they call it SouthWORST airlines.

Pointless Shit I’m Guilty of: Accepting the $0.60 extra for my almond milk latte and then eating a full pizza whilst claiming I try to stay away from dairy

@Hummus18 @WBHI #interesting

@Hummus18 @WBHI Interesting

I will sabotage your wedding

Screw texting your ex....., I’m gonna keep messaging post Malone

It’s okay guys.... I’m an excellent person

another day

I want a boyfriend only cuz I want to take slofie’s with him aka a slow motion selfie

gonna tell my kids this is Ashton Kutcher