Andrew Marshall

@martian3102 We can sort you out some swords to go in your umbrella stand if you want. I've got all my larp kit.

I’m looking at umbrella stands to keep my crutches in and apparently I can store swords in this one!

@martian3102 Hope you feel better soon!

I’m off sick as I’m anaemic as heck and can’t bully my brain into concentrating or my body into sitting upright and my bread has gone mouldy so I have to have cereal for breakfast 😭

@martian3102 That's a gorgeous copy!

My special pretty Pride and Prejudice came and it’s so pretty I want to cry

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@martian3102 It fell door side down so you'd be well and truly stuck

@devlanmud God, can you imagine? You’d never feel clean again!

Just had to go and stand up two portaloos that blew over in the wind. Fortunately neither was occupied when they fell.

@martian3102 The crab museum is definitely on my list to go to!

Day trip to Margate anyone?

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Work sorted us steak slices after an early start shovelling snow!

@martian3102 There's justification for most things in scripture if you're liberal with your interpretation.

@devlanmud Nice, a biblical excuse for sleeping through meeting! I always think of mum saying God gives what you need and sometimes that’s 45 mins more sleep.

Had a particularly good nap in Quaker meeting this morning, I strongly recommend a religious service you can just sleep through.

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