moonshine bandit

Just a quick lil menty b at 8am.

“The only things I’ve never done in life are heroin and ride a train.”

Sometimes you just gotta sit on your kitchen floor at 5am and weep because you feel like you have no control in life.

It’s rude how my insomnia acts up every time greg is out of town. Like I’m already bummed he isn’t here, why do I have to be sad and awake??

@BelvaJo55 I blame Greg for the same things every month 😂

@gregmcgowan Do you think the baby needs tuna?

one thing about me and @devyyydangerrr is we will always drop everything for a friendly street cat.

Noah Kahan singing Work Song with Hozier is gonna send me over the edge. Who gave those men the right to tear into my soul like this?

@joskater @gregmcgowan You are very right.

drinking warm seltzers in a parking lot for 4 hours to play a 40 minute set, a memoir.

@ohyesroxy I really didn’t know I loved her then Spotify told me I was in the top 13% of listeners and I took the 13 as a sign to just embrace it.

@devyyydangerrr YOU GET IT 😋

my phone is putting some serious work in tonight between the live stream and constant timeline refreshes.

@ohyesroxy You know it’s kinda Greg’s fault. He just had to go to Cali and leave me with Shelby to watch the lives every night. Also 19th show. On 8/9. We are being set up.

@devyyydangerrr welcome to the madness. Tonight we clown for 1989. 🩵

Me: “I’m not really a swiftie” Also me: *sits at the bar after close watching a tour livestream with Shelby to see what the secret songs are*

you’re in her dms but she’s in my bed and we’re taking online quizzes in order to figure out if either of us have autism

I dial drunk, I’ll die a drunk, I’ll die for you.

This album hits me in so many different emotions. After sitting with it for a few months I’m officially putting it on my favorite/can’t skip a song rotation. It’s pure perfection. @NoahKahan

It really sucks when you don’t feel like people-ing but you’re a bartender and that’s kinda your whole job.

Get you some friends that are willing to get on a ladder to fix a hole in the side of your house at 5am