canopy mutt

twitter more like in the realm of the sentences

people still tweaking in the school zone

what's your next step?

@kramerposts you're not going to believe this

it would be insane if the color blue and the concept of berries ever did a collaboration together

@RitaRosemarie i'm on 29 years. you're good

Seven years of no cigarettes. Wow, I guess I’m not a true writer

@weiss_hadas it's all corrupt girl

“the file is corrupted” ooh what’d she do

@ifrydarice mr homo over here looking at the baymax thing

@ifrydarice where you get that baymax thing

business casual 🦐💼

human beings should not be allowed to drive cars

@dream_walker215 hell yeah

my hbs would rather stream their games for me than let me lose myself to another bf just for this

@confusionm8trix lmfao

slapping you across the face) THAT’S for almost getting us killed! (bouncing on it crazy style) and that’s for yapping about your nerdy interests…

@big_yyikes @TxCrue22 yes! from customers and coworkers

@TxCrue22 Wait, guys get this too?!

Being told to smile is like a top 5 pet peeve of mine

@mishapathy i thought i sensed that, but i assumed it was me projecting!

@dharmapologist It’s tongue in cheek because I’m not so sincere, the heart will want whatever nonsense the heart wants

No more unrequited crushes until someone has a crush on me. Don’t laugh, it’s conceivable.

@chuwelcan hey congratulations!

I GOT A NEW CAR YEEEEAAAHHH

@alexamazov wait that might be a good thing, religiously speaking

if trump nukes the world tomorrow i’m going to die a born again virgin :(

@weirdotara_ thank you for seeing me

had no clue what cishet meant had to google it fairly recently personally I don't fw that nonsense ur all queers to me

@lapislagoons honesty and contemplation ≠ bad vibes

okay sorry for being bad vibes I’ll stop

@lapislagoons if i may, you should always naively believe in yourself

I think I need to figure out how to separate belief in myself from choices I make even when I believe in myself, I made it as far as I did in my old career because I believed in myself, perhaps naively so, but actively choosing to leave what I built behind, doesn’t mean I can’t believe in myself again

@weirdotara_ "pwah"

pls

@CIGBOOFER69 seriously because why did i do that

Some of you lack critical thinking skills and it shows